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34 El Dorado, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 22, 2014
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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“There exists, for everyone, a sentence - a series of words - that has the power to destroy you. Another sentence exists, another series of words, that could heal you. If you're lucky you will get the second, but you can be certain of getting the first.”
― Philip K. Dick, VALIS
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure out why NASA hasn't sent a probe to the poles, worried about Fringe Season 3. Making art/music/beer/gardening.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading books in case some smart ass ever tries to sass me about some William Faulkner bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My extensive wardrobe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Well, I'm either gonna try and impress you with my esoteric tastes or try to appease you with something I think that the kind of girl who would have coffee with me might actually like, so I'll say, Dave Mathews Band, Lil' Wayne, Beach Boys, Captain Beefheart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Sumerian Tablets

Hindi Music

American Spirit Organics

My buddies

My pals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Universe.
Bad Paintings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not too good with linear thinking, Friday seems a lot like every other day except there are usually more dorks out doing stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was once using the bathroom outdoors while looking for gold on the South Fork of the American River (NUMBER DOS) and looking for something that would treat my anus with the kind of respect it deserves (mules ear, native grasses, some moss) and a very drenched, (it was sprinkling) very large, mountain lion came to see what all the racket was about. I turned into a cave-man/shrieking Prince fan and started shaking branches at it like Chimpanzees do when they are pissed. My brother kindly ran full force to "save" me from whatever, but it had already jumped back onto the hillside into the chaparral. I ended up wiping my ass with one of my socks because I was so shaken up. Then I took the sock with me and washed it later that night at camp and wore it back out the next day.
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