I'm a sarcastic little ****er
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
My indian name is runs with beer
If i were an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase, so i could unzip your genes
Being perfect may be okay for barbie. but remember,
she ended up with a guy with plastic balls
*anti - drama is the way to go.*
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive & to do so w/ passion, compassion, & humor. =)
My take on Football and Men:
Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security.
Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie!!!
Btw if you're looking for a skinny girl that's not me baby :)