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Gunboat_Diplomat

29 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an out-of-towner who came to Montreal for university and decided to stick around after the music stopped. I've got a thing for politics, philosophy, and the oxford comma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a communications manager at a tech company by day, drinking wine and riding my bike around the ville by night. Ambition and restlessness will probably take me out of Montreal at some point in the future, so I'm making the most of it while I'm here.

I spend my weekends trying to overthrow capitalism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography, finding good restaurants, people watching, and creating things for my friends to do on a Friday night.

I also mix a mean tequila sunrise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my slightly-too-cocky grin, and my talent for dissimulation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a great deal, so sometimes it's hard to remember all the favorites. The Kindly Ones, Sacred Hunger, Trainspotting, The Magicians, Wolf Hall, American Psycho, The Forever War. Anything by H.P Lovecraft. Most of Ian Banks.

As for films: The Lives of Others, The Crucible, Alien, Apocalypse Now, Trainspotting, Lost Highway.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, True Detective, House of Cards... and the occasional dose of 1980s Sherlock.

Music: I listen to Norse ambient and terrible bubblegum pop.

Food: Indian, and anything else spicy. O Noir is my favorite restaurant, probably because I enjoy surprising people with dining in the dark. I think they call that schadenfreude.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bandwidth
2. My medieval wine goblet
3. Steam sales
4. The Death of Marat
5. Paris Commune (1871 version)
6. Schrodinger's Cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hegemonic power structures and what to eat for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink at some hole in the wall or leading random strangers up the mountain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When bored, I sometimes write erotic fiction starring the people around me...

...and publish it anonymously online.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're smart, you're worldly, and you look after yourself. Bonus points if we share some passions.

I like women who can kill their own spiders.