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29 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:54am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm an out-of-towner who came to Montreal for university and decided to stick around after the music stopped. I've got a thing for politics, philosophy, and the oxford comma.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working by day, drinking wine and riding my bike around the ville by night. Ambition and restlessness will probably take me out of Montreal in the not-to-distant future, so I'm making the most of it while I'm here.

I spend my weekends trying to overthrow capitalism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography, finding good restaurants, people watching, and creating things for my friends to do on a Friday night.

I also mix a mean tequila sunrise.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, my slightly-too-cocky grin, and my talent for dissimulation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read voraciously, so sometimes it's hard to remember all the favorites. The Kindly Ones, Sacred Hunger, Trainspotting, The Magicians, Wolf Hall, American Psycho, The Forever War. Anything by H.P Lovecraft.

As for films: The Lives of Others, The Crucible, Alien, Apocalypse Now, Trainspotting, Lost Highway.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, True Detective, House of Cards... and the occasional dose of 1980s Sherlock.

Music: I listen to Norse ambient and terrible bubblegum pop.

I love Indian food, and anything else spicy. O Noir is my favorite restaurant, because I enjoy surprising people with dining in the dark. I think they call that schadenfreude.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tech stuff (Laptop, Internet, Cell Phone)
2. My medieval wine goblet
3. The transgressive fiction triumvirate of Chuck Palahniuk, Brett Easton Ellis, and Irvine Welsh.
4. The Death of Marat
5. Paris Commune (1871 version)
6. Schrodinger's Cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hegemonic power structures and what to eat for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink at some hole in the wall or leading random strangers up the mountain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When bored, I sometimes write erotic fiction starring the people around me...

...and publish it anonymously online.
You should message me if
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You've read Brave New World and thought to yourself, 'that sounds like a pretty good time.'

I like women who can kill their own spiders.

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