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25 Indianapolis, IN Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 23
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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Well, in a nutshell, I'm hardworking, extremely driven, and incredibly goofy. My friends say I'm the most hospitable person you'll ever meet because people I invite into my home can always expect lots of food, fun, and plenty of whiskey with a deliciously cooked hangover breakfast in the morning. I'm also a connoisseur of fine nerdy and when I get some free time I like watching Netflix, spending quality time with the xbox, or riding my bike around town.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend most of my life in kitchens. I have a full-time job as a caterer, a part time as a line cook at a restaurant in Carmel, and go to culinary school full-time. Cooking is one of my biggest passions and once I graduate I plan on moving to Italy or Portland for a year or two to keep learning more tasty culinary skills then move somewhere else to learn even more and repeat until I know what kind of business I want to start someday.
I’m really good at
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Being funkie
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have robot legs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Culinary Artistry, Kitchen Confidential, Halo, The Golden Compass, I'm Just Here For The Food.

Movies: Watchmen, Lord of the Rings, Coraline, Natural Born Killers, What the Bleep Do We Know, Kill Bill, Aliens, Serenity, Star Wars, Austin Powers, Toy Story, Predator, Planet of The Apes, The Avengers, The Matrix, The Dark Knight.

Shows: Adventure Time, Futurama, Man vs Wild, the Walking Dead, Full Metal Alchemist, Trigun, Good Eats, the League, Mind of a Chef, Bob's Burgers, Orange is the New Black, Red vs Blue.

Music: Modest Mouse, the Strokes, the Black Keys, Fireball Ministry, Fitz and the Tantrums, the Shins, Del the Funkee Homosapien, Jurassic 5, Rob Zombie, Bob Marley, Atmosphere, Brother Ali, Foster the People, Turbonegro, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ratatat, the Sword, Rage Against the Machine, Eminem, Clutch, the Company Band, Cky, Coldwar Kids, Cake, Aesop Rock, Arctic Monkeys.

Food: All of it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think there are ways to get by and have fun with whatever you have available so its easier to list the things I can go without and they are:

1. Canadian Geese- they are the bane of busy roads and park walkways.

2. Justin Bieber

3. Canned Black Olives: there is no fouler food on the planet than these awful briny hot-wheels tires.

4. Junk mail

5. The Sith, they are a bad crowd.

6. Global warming: its hot enough already.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What panda meat tastes like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tripping old people or feeding kittens to alligators.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a private thing I'm willing to admit
You should message me if
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You're light hearted and up for funnery.