Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I haven't written an essay yet because I never know what
to say in these dern things. This space is where I'll express
myself sometime before hell
freezes over (maybe). If you'd like to
know more about me, please give me a massage
I was thinking about updating this, but decided against it because
I'm still waiting on that massage
Somebody, give me a massage
It won't hurt to say hi...I may even surprise you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It could be my smartassedness, but I Don't know...maybe you should
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read. I usually end up reading, just about, anything that
somebody recommends. Any Suggestions?
When It comes to movies I'll watch and usually enjoy pretty much
anything. Just between you and me...I love The Notebook.
My music tastes are somewhat eclectic. From punk to New Wave to
classic country and every thing in between, throw in some Sinatra
and Deano add a touch of Billie Holiday and you have my iPod.
is my favorite, but I've been listening to a lot of
Give me a grilled Chinese pizza and I'll love you forever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
The internet, orgasms
(what's the point of sex
without them), a good book,
Ok, I probably could do without those things. But really, who would
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women and the things we can do to each other. No, really, I think
Don't get me wrong, there is way more to me than sex.
Ok maybe I don't spend a lot of time thinking about this, but I do
often wonder how people can claim they don't have time to read yet
their favorite movie list is 25 titles long...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home (hopefully).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know I'm only joking when I say "I'll buy dinner if you make
The fact that I own a metal detector makes you hot.
You're warm blooded and you don't take anything I've written too
You just want to say yo...
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