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TribalSquidgy

28 / F / straight / Available

Bullhead City, Arizona

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5' 3" (1.60m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Has children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am rational, tenacious, and ticklish.

My Self-Summary

I haven't updated this thing in forever, so let's see what I can come up with here.

My name is Samara. I'm a single mom of two. Let it be known right this instant that I am NOT out looking for a replacement daddy. That's not my style. My children are taken care of, so kindly don't assume I'm a Maury Povich guest that needs to latch onto a man. That's not the case.

In actuality, I'm a fairly intelligent, and very loney person. I work in a college library at the moment, and aside from my job, the only other time I'm really enjoying myself is when I'm with my sons. This is not to say that I'm a downer; rather, I just have a lot of stress in my life right now.

Enter OKCupid. I'm looking to meet someone I can spend time with. Someone I can have grown up conversations with. Someone that doesn't mind the fact that I have kids. Someone that can use multisyllabic words is a bonus!

What I’m doing with my life

I graduated from college. Right now I'm hitting the gym like crazy and considering joining the Army. Not 100% sure though. Better decide quick though! Gotta make that 29 yr old officer cutoff!

I’m really good at

Listening... Jabbering... Making any moment a good opportunity to throw in a South Park-ish joke... "Yes... Kyle's moooney...."

I'm also great at making the person I am with feel like they're the most important person in the world. The trick is to find someone that can do the same for me!

Other random things I can do well: Proofreading, karaoke, avoiding dancing at clubs or bars, snuggling worries away, carrying 30 lb children on my shoulders, and making some AMAZING dinners

The first things people usually notice about me

would most likely be.. hmmm.... my hair and glasses I guess. I recently chopped off a great deal of my hair, and now I actually have to style it in the morning or it looks stupid. And yeah.. glasses... Ironic that a librarian worker wears librarian glasses huh? :P

Aside from that.. should you happen to first see me while I'm at work, you will no doubt notice all of the insane amounts of Nintendo plushes I have on my desk. Goombas, Bowsers, and a 3 ft tall Yoshi.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: The Handmaid's Tale, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Triggerfish Twist or anything at all by Tim Dorsey or Dave Barry, The collected works of Stephen King... essentially anything but that god awful TWILIGHT SERIES... Horrid writing

Movies: Boondock Saints - The Color Purple - The Last Samurai - The Princess Bride - The Neverending Story - Magnolia - Labyrinth - Night of the Living Dead - Candyman - Titan A.E. - Uzumaki - Ringu - Crash

Music: Five for Fighting, Live, Smashing Pumpkins circa 1996, System of a Down, Richard Cheese, Evanescence, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Eminem, Dresden Dolls, Gorillaz, The Waitresses, Utada Hikaru, They Might Be Giants, all sorts of music... basically anything but mariachi and polka.. and even SOME polka is acceptable

Foods: Sushi (especially sashimi.. none of that Cali roll crap for me.. just big hunks of raw fishies) - thick Nebraska steaks - linguini and clams in a white butter sauce - my manicotti - my chicken enchiladas - Beef Taco Hot Pockets - Veggie Lo Mein - And damn near anything at the China Buffet in BHC

The six things I could never do without

I hate to say this, but my cell phone.. sorry. I have to check emails, contact employees, check on my kids, make sure my dad is taking his meds, etc.. it's my lifeline

Large Vanilla Iced Coffees from McDonalds--- I get one every day on my way to work. These are the quickest way to my heart.

Facebook - I'm addicted to Cafe World

Zobie Killer bag - it's awesome. I don't do purses.. and this is as close as I will ever get. Don't get me wrong.. i can do classy quite well.. but ona day to day basis.. I'm more of a tomboy... with a nice butt

My debit card - rarely do I ever use cash for anything. Generally only need it if I hit a cash only bar... and that's a very rare occasion

Library Card - Bite me. I like to read.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The administratives that I get to deal with in my line of work. That... and the possibility of getting into the Army. I also think about relationships and my lack thereof. It makes me sad. I've been engaged twice and been walked out on twice. No I'm not a psycho. The first one was a mistake because we were 19. The second one left me the day after my mother died. We'd moved up here from Tucson so I could take care of her. We ended up living with my family for two years. It took its toll on the relationship.

For FUN, I like to think about our legal system and what I would do to change it. I know. I'm lame. I can't help it. I can't get excited about drinking and MTV... I like to PONDER...

On a typical Friday night I am

Exhausted from my week. Actually it depends what week it is. Every other Friday I get my son Liam (the ex and I switch weeks). On THOSE Fridays I'm cookng him dinner and singing to him and watching him chase the dogs around. On a Friday I have to myself I'm doing anything from singing karaoke to scrubbing the tile floors to running around the casinos looking for my friends. Hell. Throw some sudoku in for good measure.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I had a tubal ligation and am therefore incapable of having anymore children.

You should message me if

a) You have a decent grasp of the English language.

b) You're tired of females that think shoe shopping is the only way to spend their weekend.

c) You don't have a problem seeing movies and/or dating a girl with 2 kids