My friend Ashley just decided to take this profile away from me and write it herself.
Hi. Ashley here. Seriously, girls. I have not ONE good reason not to go out with Darren myself. He is hilariously funny...dashingly handsome (what?? Dashingly is a totally legitimate word.)...up for anything...responsible...successful...a good dresser...smells good. I could really go on... I know what you're thinking...if this Darren guy's so great, why don't YOU just go out with him yourself? It's a valid question. Here's the kicker about Darren. And something to consider before hitting the button to message him:
While a night out with Darren is a GUARANTEE for a good time, in the end, this guy is a one-woman man...loyal, steadfast, ready to actually BE in a relationship...find love and, eventually, settle down and have some kidlets. And I'm more of a Good-time Charlie. (Darren just pointed out that I like to THINK of myself as a good-time Charlie, but really, I'm just a commitment-phobe. Whatever, Darren...this profile isn't about me.)