Humble shoeshine boy

Looking for my moose.

According to mom, my first word was cow: on the drives from San German to the big city of Mayaguez, I would point out the window and repeat over and over and over: "cow, cow, cow, cow, cow ..."

I fell in love with the sunglass girl in 1999 and spent the year traveling the country selling shades with her. In the aftermath of it all, I went to the Seattle WTO protests, then migrated down to Sam the Clam's Disco to get away from the rain.

In 2003, after a screening of Quadrophenia at the Red Vic, I made out with Meryl Streep in the Gold Dust Lounge.

After that, I wrote a book about the Mexican revolution. It is still well regarded. Hooray!

After that, I got an enormous scholarship to study philosophy. I produced a bunch of papers and talks -- some even can be viewed over the internest.

However, I recently switched my course of study to computer science.

Now, one can find me in Prospect Park, studying linear algebra with Shorty The Dog -- the integreatest dog in all of brooklyn.

Shorty The Dog and I spend a lot of time snoozing together. He has a real aptitude for laziness.

I just published this! Look at how pretty it is!
Female Liberation the as Basis for Social Revolution

This is what I am now developing:
Guttersnipe

"All the monkeys clapped their hands and cried aloud, 'Lovely water, lovely water! To think that it starts far off in some cavern below the base of the mountain and flows all the way to the Great Sea!'”

That I'm cute and smiley

"Autobiography of Red" by Anne Carson "Garden, Ashes" by Danilo Kis "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Man Who Loved Only Numbers" about kooky mathematical genius Paul Erdos, Borges, Pynchon, Levinas, Mayakovsky, Neruda, Malatesta, Kropotkin, Flores Magon, George Herriman, Chuang Tzu, Pema Chodron, Kurt Vonnegut, Jarry, Ionesco, "Zen Flesh, Zen Bones" (mumonkan)

"It's a Wonderful Life", "Half Nelson", "The Most Beautiful Music in the World", "Ghost Dog", "The Gleaners and I", "gummo"

I just saw "Mean Girls": I had no idea!

My mother has a voice like Judy Garland. She named me for a Beatles song.

Beirut, Patti Smith, Elliot Smith, The Smiths, Sonic Youth, Clash, Minutemen, Cab Calloway Cab Calloway Cab Calloway Cab Calloway, Cole Porter, Glenn Miller,Tom Waits, Television, Robyn Hitchcock, Fall, Wire, Gufazi, I heart Mekons, Galaxie 500, Radiohead, Neutral Milk Hotel, Magnetic Fields, Yo La Tengo, Tom Petty, Jonathan Richman, The Ex, Fulanito, Lambada, Brain One, Linton Kwesi Johnson

Like my undergraduate mentor, Sue Bee Honey, my favorite TV show is "Rocky and Bullwinkle." Besides the chronicles of everybody's favorite Wossamotta U alumni, I grew up on Looney Tunes -- I relate most to Daffy Duck; also Grover the Muppet.

I've been a vegetarian for over thirty years. I cook a lot of curries, also soups stews salads etc.

Lijjat Papad , the Symbol of Woman's Strength

I will cook you a pie if you go out on a date with me.

shorty the dog; chocolate; coffee; coconut milk; ideas; dreams;

In Cismigiu Park, a Roma sunflower seed selling grandmother shouted out to me (in Romanian, not Roma) that Shorty The Dog had emerged from my womb.

I think a lot about that entire infinity of monkeys, pounding away at their keyboards, desperately trying to crank out "Hamlet."

Godspeed you all, all you hard working monkeys!

Often studying .

How can I
..... explain
.......... to you
my state of mind?
The earth
..... has a whole skyful of lights...
The blue sky,
..... a hell of a lot
.......... of stars.

you're someone who thinks for herself; someone interesting, smart, creative; someone hopeful and sweet and compassionate; someone pretty cute or handsome; someone funny or silly or goofy or wacky or sardonic or sarcastic or deadpan or laffytaffy; someone thoughtful; someone nice