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DriveIn_Saturday

28 M Perth, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Instead of opening something with a crowbar why not open a crow bar? ...something about a rave and ravens, and picking up birds, and two birds and one is stoned, and other bird stuff.

I like birds I like to eat birds and watch birds and watch films about talking birds and not just parrots but penguins and other birds you wouldn't even think.

I think the word 'bamboo' is underrated. BAM! BOO! ...I like it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Deplorable mania, when something happens, to inquire what.

I'm trying to invent a cheese that won't hurt my teeth. Maybe I should just cut the cheese! Humour. Oh boy.

Sometimes I think I'm going mad but then I just roll around on the ground and scream for a bit and that usually makes me feel better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you play your cards right you just might find out ;)

Poker, blackjack, etc

....it was a pun... I was doing a card pun

...solitaire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-Tips For Ladies-

1. Don't say your tastes are eclectic. It's fine that you basically have no taste and grab on to whatever but own it.

2. Don't just say you read everything. I don't believe you.

3. Don't say classics to refer to literature. Also, maybe you should stop saying literature too. Basically, you're saying that you like whatever the collective has deemed to have merit. That might not be fly. Okay, maybe it's a little bit fly. This one is optional. Food for thought.

4. This might be inappropriate but I think people need to get over The Notebook.

5. Fuck you Harry Potter.

6. Give me money.

That just about alienates everybody. My work here is done.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I saw a picture of breasts the other day and I thought yeah, that's pretty good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I like to pretend a bird is another animal; like, if I see a big duck I'll pretend it's a cat or if I see a black swan maybe it's a snake riding a wombat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sorting through my collection of vintage erotica.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe you could have a movie or a science where you turn a bird into a beautiful woman and then she fellates you like a bird trying to eat a worm only she doesn't bite or anything so it's actually quite pleasant. Think about it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.