Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a self-absorbed schizoid fantasist with a penchant for absurd
inanities. Also, I like cats.
I'm willing to try new things and do whatever dumb shit you want me
to. Do you want to go the beach and have a splash? I'll be
there.... Shall we go to the dance floor and gyrate? With a lot of
encouragement, I might just do that. Shall we laugh at people who
don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" and
congratulate ourselves on our superior intelligence? I'm in!
I think I'm a nice person and I think I'm very warm. I never intend
to be snide... okay, I like being mocking at times.... I don't like
when it's two people feeling good because they think they are
superior to others... that really shits me... unless it's
I try to be honest but it always feels like an abortion and the
truth changes depending on my mood.... but everything else is kind
of just boring to me.
"One doesn't want appreciation... one wants response. To tell
you the truth, I don't know what I want of you, or of anybody for
that matter. I want more than I get, that's all I know. I want you
to step out of your skin - I want everybody to strip down, not just
to the flesh, but the soul."
Oh ya, and I work and eat and shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Deplorable mania, when something happens, to inquire
Aside from the usual grind, I'm just doing my best to stop myself
from becoming stupid. I believe all the 'use it or lose it'
bullshit, so I try and stay as mentally active as possible. Mostly
just worrying about how stupid I'm getting. I read a book or two a
week, watch movies, play video games... I guess it's not much of a
plan but I guess it depends on what you're reading, what you're
watching, etc. I played chess for a bit, that was pretty fun....
and I like to sing. I sing a lot..... sometimes strumming the
As for life goals, I'm not really sure. I don't really want much
stuff.... I just want to meet some interesting people and see how I
feel after that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yodeling. I'm a second degree black belt in the art of the yodel.
Also gurgling. I can gurgle all night.
I'm good at video games which, as you can imagine, makes me very
popular with the ladies. I will argue with you about how amazing
video games are if you start with me, or make a face or something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These are my heroes at the moment: Morrissey, Larry David, Samuel
Beckett, Batman, Witold Gombrowicz, Milan Kundera, Schopenhauer,
Nietzsche, Thom Yorke, Jack Handey, Louis CK.
I read Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth a couple of months ago
and thought it was brilliant. I'm definitely reading more by
I read a lot of classic sci fi and fantasy as well. Some are quite
pulpy but some are really good.... I like Jack Vance and Theodore
Sturgeon... Lord of Light would have to be up there too...and I've
loved I Am Legend for over a decade... it is way better than the
movie which makes no sense (the movie makes no sense, not the fact
that the book is better, just to clarify, for your records,
TV wise I like most comedies. I'm re-watching It's Always Sunny at
the moment. Loved Workaholics and Nathan For You. All time
favourites are The Office, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Peep
Show, and Curb.
I like all the usual Breaking Bad, yadayada too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Donuts - although I think krispy kreme are overrated. Sometimes
I fantasize about opening my own gourmet shop. People focus too
much on the glaze these days but it's not about the glaze. It's
about the texture!
2. Sex - I don't need to be having it, just the fact that it exists
is enough for me to... continue existing. And this ties into my
3. Unrealistic Goals - A man's reach should exceed his grasp or
what's a heaven for?
4. Spiders - If there weren't spiders there would be heaps of flies
and we'd suffocate on them.... did you hear about the old lady
who.... ah never mind.
5. Food - I like to make artwork out of it.... just smear it all
6. Oxygen - Otherwise my bombs wouldn't explode.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Most of the time I'm utterly bewildered.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drunk with a mate and moping, and then we go out among the
common folk and revel a bit... do a bit of revelling... I'd say we
achieve successful revel about 15% of the time. Then we come home
and discuss places to meet girls. I suggest Church... I think it's
an untapped market, my friend disagrees... the discussion rages for
hours. Obviously, it's all ridiculous because we have the social
skills of gnats... and not even the common house gnat or
whatever.... some other weird undiscovered sub species of gnat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes when I'm walking I listen to "Seven Nation Army" by the
white stripes in my head.
You should message me if
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that's a good start.
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