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DriveIn_Saturday

28 Perth, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*I will edit this later to make me seem more like a human being. I wrote all this during a period of silliness and it does not reflect the furrowed seriousness of its author, who is me (I like salad and occasionally I read the paper).

Instead of opening something with a crowbar why not open a crow bar? ...something about a rave and ravens, and picking up birds, and two birds and one is stoned, and other bird stuff.

I like birds I like to eat birds and watch birds and watch films about talking birds and not just parrots but penguins and other birds you wouldn't even think.

I think the word 'bamboo' is underrated. BAM! BOO! ...I like it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Deplorable mania, when something happens, to inquire what.

I'm trying to invent a cheese that won't hurt my teeth. Maybe I should just cut the cheese! Humour. Oh boy.

Sometimes I think I'm going mad but then I just roll around on the ground and scream for a bit and that usually makes me feel better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you play your cards right you just might find out ;)

Poker, blackjack, etc

....it was a pun... I was doing a card pun

...solitaire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Why, my man is created from the outside, that is, he is inauthentic in essence- he is always not-himself, because he is determined by form, which is born between people. His "I", therefore, is marked for him in that "interhumanity." An eternal actor, but a natural one, because his artificiality is inborn, it makes up a feature of his humanity-to be a man means to be an actor-to be a man means to pretend to be a man-to be a man means to "act like" a man while not being one deep inside-to be a man is to recite humanity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I like not having fun. I like your idea of fun... I mean, our idea of fun. I like not having that.

...I saw a picture of breasts the other day and I thought yeah, that's pretty good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I like to pretend a bird is another animal; like, if I see a big duck I'll pretend it's a cat or if I see a black swan maybe it's a snake riding a wombat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coming up with good ideas: Like maybe you could have a movie or a science where you turn a bird into a beautiful woman and then she fellates you like a bird trying to eat a worm only she doesn't bite or anything so it's actually quite pleasant. Think about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't get along with myself and I'm not too keen on anyone else.
You should message me if
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the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.