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TrickyWalrus

23 M North Bay, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A small town southern boy living in the frigid north...of North Bay Ontario. Graduated from Canadore College's Radio Broadcasting course sometime a bit ago and still looking and hoping to get into that field. It'd be wonderful for the world to experience my beautifully awesome voice. Trust me, the world would benefit from it ;D It's legend-wait for it...Dary, legendary. True Story.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life? Man, I haven't played that game in years. Oh wait? Actual life? Not the board game? Oh, well, I'm currently working at Rogers Plus, but as stated above, I'm still interested in getting my voice out there in Radio. Not sure where that will take me in my life, or if that's my true calling, but hey, that's life eh?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh let us see. I do spend a fair bit of time gaming, so like most nerds, I have that front covered. Good at talking, if that's something to be proud of? I'd like to believe I'm fairly witty and humourous, but everyone has their own taste for jokes and the like, so my sense of humour may not be your cup of tea. I know my fandoms too, so I guess I'm good at knowing things about random shows, games and potential apocalypses. Really, what am I supposed to put that's impressive? This seems like a very biased question...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short. Yes, I know. I've heard the jokes before. I'm 5'4, not that tall for a guy. Also, when people hear my name, the first thing I hear is usually "Oh, like Ashton Kutcher". Yes, exactly like Ashton Kutcher. I'm a millionaire who made money acting like a twit on That 70's Show, then proceeded to prank all my celebrity friends. I'm just like him, except short and the fact I'm nothing like him at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Not really one for reading, but I did enjoy Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Don't Panic), Water For Elephants, and if you include them? Comic Books.
Movies: Battle Royale, Disney/Pixar movies (how can you NOT like them?), Hangover, Tropic Thunder, lots more.
Shows: Simpsons, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and Sportscentre.
Music: I can stand most anything, but I usually listen to Country or Rock.
Food: Any and all foods. Bacon, pizza, bacon, hamburgers, pasta, chili, chicken, fish, bacon, everything!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oh, the shame of this list...
Internet
Video Games
Comic Books
Friends
Family
My little brother (separate from my family, he's his own thing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything!
I tend to enjoy thinking about potential outcomes and realities were different scenarios played out. Hopefully that makes sense, I feel it's a bit more complicated than that, but I do enjoy the idea of parallel worlds where different things happened because of different outcomes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, or with my friends. I think the "with my friends" is a bit more existing, personally at least. Fridays are usually bar-nights, finances permitting, that is. Get dressed up in the fanciest kicks (people still say that, right?) you've got, then head'r out. Then again, I'm small town, "fancy" to me if finding the "nice flannel" hah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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*deep breath* I'm short!
Phew, so glad I got that off my chest. Been hiding that fact for years!
You should message me if
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If you feel like it, really. I'm not the person to tell you what to do, we have Free Will for a reason. But, if you feel the urge to message me, go for it. Seriously, take the reigns, message me. Always interesting to see a girl "break the mold" and do the messaging. Think I'm cute? Sweet, drop a message. Love comic books and want to nerd out? Be prepared for Nerd-mageddon! Want to complain about the famine in Africa? K, not really sure why you're on OKCupid if that's what you want to talk about, but hey, go for it. Message me. I enjoy talking, it's fun! And that was slightly corny. So, ya, Imma shut up before I say more corny things and turn into an ear of it. Hope to hear from ya!