Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Warning: do not take the fonts in this biased and shallow
description of our selves too seriously. Well, I don't. And you've
Those who truly appreciate honesty and humor will have a friend in
me. You big dummies. :-)
I'm an independent polyamorist. I don't need traditional
relationships to be happy in life. I've been jumping off cliffs in
life and will probably continue to do so for ever. Because I can.
I'm free, no baggage, not married, no kids, no debt, no assets, no
liabilities, hardly any monthly bills at all, no mortgage, no
financing or donating money away to banks more than I have
So, I have very little time for and interest in the mundane and
whatever interest or knowledge of it still living within me only
diminishes more and more every day. This is now very obvious in
regards to pop culture and consumerism. I don't care about your
school or professional accomplishments or how much money you make
or need. If you do, that's great. We're just not a match for much
more than a hook up or two.
All I care to offer and gain is freedom with those I love, and an
open mind. That's it. The end. Those (99.99%) who still require
comitment, exclusivity, and possessiveness, don't waste your time.
Are you relationship hungry? Then open wide and say "ahhhhhh..."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to squeeze in a few more hours or stupid clients to my day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) Pushing you off the cliff while still being liked
2) Communicating and looking at things from different angles, like
the ones outside of the box (angles outside of a box?)
3) Handling stress and getting mad at those who don't handle it
very well. Yup.
4) I will beat anyone on push-ups. Sometimes without using my
5) Eating well and taking very good care of my health.
The first things people usually notice about me
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In person I apparently look to be in my early 30's. Not kidding.
That's what I hear. I drink from the magic potion of youth. Not one
grey hair on this boy cuz I pull out those 2 or 3 that pop up from
time to time.
Ah, I'm originally from Rio, Brazil. At times, my slight accent and
raspy voice have been known to catch people by surprise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Too many, too much, will tell you later...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The first 6 strings of my guitars.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) How to victor over metaphoric gravity and geographic immobility,
AKA living with very little attachment and liabilities. Also, how
to stop bad-mouthing myself behind my own back after I leave the
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up late, you know whatting...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am open to meeting new potential LTR lovers, and I'm in a 5-yr
relationship of love with an amazing girl (whom you must be at
least open to meet), and my goal here is not to replace her, or
just have casual sex. If you and I are going to spend time
together, we will all be in the know, and who knows, maybe she
might like to join us as well for PG or other more adult fun. I am
only entertaining relationships of trust and openness because I
fear STDs and because I prefer to have total intimacy with my
lovers. The more I get to know and like you and trust you, the
better a "friend" I become. I also don't expect you to drop what
you're doing, break up your other relationships and become
exclusive to me. It's just not my thing.
Oh, also, I am 10 years older than my stated age here and I don't
typically date around my age group as much anymore, with some
fortunate exceptions, of course. It doesn't mean we can't be good
friends, but sexually, at this stage in my life, I am attracted to
women younger than me (carpe diem, girls!!!!). Just making sure
you're paying attention to detail here :-)
You should message me if
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... you'd like. You should know it by now. Also, if you're gonna
respond with one sentences, or pseudo-cool alternate spellings like
"frek out", "2nite", "qik", etc, please don't bother. Please be
open-minded for real, and we'll be friends for a long time if you'd
like. I don't simply cancel my other relationships just because
someone new entered my life. The people that stay in my life are
not replaceable. You can be one of them too.
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