Those who truly appreciate honesty and humor will have a friend in me. You big dummies.
I'm an independent polyamorist. I don't need traditional relationships to be happy in life. I've continuously jumped off the cliff in life and will continue to do so. Because I can. I'm free, no baggage, not married, no kids, no debt, hardly any monthly bills at all, no mortgage, no financing or donating money away to banks in any way.
All I got to offer is freedom to those I love and an open mind. That's it. The end. Are you relationship hungry? Then open wide and say "ahhhhhh..."