Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Warning: do not take the fonts in this biased and shallow
description of our selves too seriously. Well, I don't. And you've
Those who truly appreciate honesty and humor will have a friend in
me. You big dummies. :-)
I'm an independent polyamorist. I don't need traditional
relationships to be happy in life. I've continuously jumped off the
cliff in life and will continue to do so. Because I can. I'm free,
no baggage, not married, no kids, no debt, no assets, no
liabilities, hardly any monthly bills at all, no mortgage, no
financing or donating money away to banks more than I have
All I got to offer is freedom to those I love and an open mind.
That's it. The end. Are you relationship hungry? Then open wide and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to squeeze in a few more hours or stupid clients to my day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) Pushing you off the cliff while still being liked
2) Communicating and looking at things from different angles, like
the ones outside of the box (angles outside of a box?)
3) Handling stress and getting mad at those who don't handle it
very well. Yup.
4) Doing push-ups. Sometimes without using my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In person I apparently look to be in my early 30's. Not kidding.
That's what I hear. I drink from the magic potion of youth. Not one
grey hair on this boy cuz I pull out those 2 or 3 that pop up from
time to time.
Ah, I'm originally from Rio, Brazil. So, at times my slight accent
and raspy voice have been known to catch people by surprise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many, too much, will tell you later...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The first 6 strings of my 7-string guitar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) How to victor over metaphoric gravity and geographic immobility.
Also, how to stop bad-mouthing myself behind my own back after I
leave the room.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up late, you know whatting...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am open to meeting new potential LTR lovers, and I'm in a 5-yr
relationship of love with an amazing girl (whom you'll meet), and
my goal here is not to replace her. If you and I are going to spend
time together, we will all be in the know, and who knows, maybe she
might like to join us as well for PG or more adult fun.
Oh, also, I am 10 years older than my stated age here and I don't
typically date around my age group as much anymore, with some
fortunate exceptions, of course. Just making sure you're paying
attention to detail here.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you'd like. You should know it by now. Also, if you're gonna
respond with one sentences, or pseudo-cool alternate spellings like
"frek out", "2nite", "qik", etc, please don't bother. Please be
open-minded for real, and we'll be friends for a long time if you'd
like. I don't simply cancel my relationships just because someone
else entered my life. If you expect that, then please...
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