Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where should I start... Suave, charming, debonair, a bit of a
looker, witty! Like a werewolf these are traits that skip a
generation in my family so if these are your preferences try my
I am in here because I am single by choice, just not my choice! My
grandad told me to try it, he was having sex at 83, which really
pissed my grandma off because they lived at 81. I suppose I am
hoping to grow to a very old age and when my time comes, I am
imagining that my girlfriend will be so devoted and destraught, she
will have to take a day off college to mourn.
Seriously... Where does a person start to describe the rich
tapestry of life? I'll just make it brief
I was on course to become a man of the cloth but was seduced by the
darkside, and fell off the stairway to heaven and landed on the
highway to hell, in the last year of my theology degree. So I
qualified as teacher by trade (The controversial RE, what else does
one do with a degree in theology?). Although it was a promising
career that would probably have catapulted me to dizzy heights of
lower middle management. I could never shake the lure of that
darkside, so I joined a band and that was that.
I am fairly well travelled and recorded three albums, one in
LA, one in Berlin and...er...one in Waterloo. It's still a work in
progress but were getting there slowly. There is loads more
but thats enough about me for now.
I do enjoy to laugh and have a good time. My sense of humour is
very self deprecating and I enjoy the simple things in life. I
would quite like to meet someone and just enjoy doing things
together. I am when all is said and done, really good company. I've
done the drugs, still quite optimistic that there is more sex to
had, and there will always be rock n roll (although, I am
aproaching the age where its more like rock n stroll).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like a challenge, and I am trying to prove the naysayers wrong by
showing them "You can polish a turd"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Diverting attention... what's that over there?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I suppose I'm supposed to say something like La Dolce Vita but
actually its Back to the Future.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Rolling Stones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do they put signs up that say "No dogs, except guide dogs". Can
the dog read? I know the dogs master can't and if I'm not blind why
doesn't it just say "No Dogs".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying myself to sleep because I'm all dressed up and no one to go
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It is too awful to declare publicly, but I will tell you.
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