Trips_taco
25 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
I was strapped with gats while you were cuddling with Cabbage Patch
What I’m doing with my life
Corporate America
I’m really good at
Filling out profiles concisely
The first things people usually notice about me
My roguish Eastern European charm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Stranger, 100 Years of Solitude, The Little Prince, The Corrections, The Sun Also Rises, Factotum, The Code of the Woosters, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

Spirited Away, Once, Chinatown, Volver, Roman Holiday

The Kroll Show, Fawlty Towers, Trailer Park Boys, The Wire

Amy Winehouse, Kanye West, The Beatles, Miguel Bose, The Black Keys

All food.
The six things I could never do without
Food, beverage, air, other humans, sleep, mirth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to trick the New Yorker into hiring me as a writer despite my total lack of journalism experience
On a typical Friday night I am
Poppin' cherries in my Sperrys
You should message me if
you're ready for this jelly
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