Likes: Montana~chocolate~Nietzsche~shag rugs~clothes lines~snowglobes~porcelain dolls~Deism~puppies~my cats~flowers~trees~bubbles~Febreeze~comfy clothes~my bestiesGreenEyedSwede1 and Farewell_Sappho~the colors of the wind~Disney movies~volleyball~teddy bears~perfume (My favorite is Chanel No. 5)~diamonds~socialism~pink~my tattoos~feminism~Nostradamus~pizza~LOVE~baby chickens~Naked Juice~raisins~nose piercings~my cello~being blonde~slippers~incense~swings~baking cookies~the way old books smell~toothpaste~existentialism~fruity lotion~frosted flakes~stars~strings of pearls~water (Honestly, who doesn't like water?)~chicken noodle soup~Europe~Boston~cheap jewelry~pretty songs~scarves~wood fires~peirogi~cough syrup~Mr. Darcy~Mr. Thornton (Seriously, read North and South. It's so worth it.)~candles~peppermint tea~brown sugar poptarts~lovely pictures~INFJ~rubber ducks~road trips~obsessive cleaning~granola bars~collecting post cards~world peace~lounging all day in my bathrobe~aspiring to be the best person i can be!~

And Dislikes: obsessive video gaming (Seriously, there is no excuse to sit around doing nothing but obsessing about getting to the next level on WoW)~ignorance with no intent to change~indifference~apathy~religious fanaticism~horrendously bad spelling/grammar~pessimism (Now, cynicism, that's a different story)~the KKK~chauvinists~squeezing toothpaste from the center of the tube~seafood~sizist people~falling up/down stairs~reptiles~running low on batteries~being late~indoctrination~Sally Kerns~waking up too early~gaybashers~annoying children~heights~needles~emaciated models~bad drivers~having people double check my answers with someone else~marshmallows

Final note, if you are racist, a Men's Rights Activist, bigoted, some sort of religious fanatic, or just plain hateful, please don't talk to me and save us both the headache.

Well, I took this year off from school. I transferred from my snobby, beloved women's college that went coed last year to MSU. I decided to retain my majors (history and religious studies) and I can't wait to start again in the fall!

Drinking far more than I can handle, illegally downloading music (I don't believe I should have to pay for music), annoying my mother with my rich fantasy life, and seducing people with my feminine wiles!

I'm also working on my cooking skills while the boyfriend, Dhawk777, shapes up his bartending chops. I make a fantastic calzone and he can whip up a mean Cosmo. Calzones and Cosmos...how alliteratively perfect....

Probably my glasses. For some reason, people assume that I've never gotten the naughty librarian/secretary/teacher/anyone else who wears glasses line. I'm nearsighted. I've had them since 4th grade, hence I've really grown into them.

Also, a lot of people tell me my hair is shiny.

Books: Okay, this is going to be really jumbled, peeps... A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Anna Karenina, War and Peace, The Color Purple, Atonement, PS I Love You, Blue Like Jazz, Black Boy, This Side of Paradise, Last of the Belles, Long Day's Journey Into Night, The Sound and the Fury, Female Quixotism, Pride and Prejudice, North and South, The Diary of Anne Frank, Wuthering Heights, Angela's Ashes, Go Ask Alice, Love in the Time of Cholera, Hannibal, Love Story, Communist Manifesto. Seriously, I'm a book whore. Give me something, I'll read it.
Some writers I enjoy are Kate Chopin, Mary Shelley, Mary Wollstonecraft, Percy Bysshe Shelley, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald, Jane Austen, Lord Byron, A. Dumas, Frank McCourt, Voltaire, Ray Bradbury, J.D. Salinger, John Steinbeck, Machiavelli, Tolstoy, Chaucer, Margaret Mitchell, C.S. Lewis, Charles Dickens, and so many others..

Movies: My favorite film of all time, hands down, is Splendor in the Grass, I LOVE documentaries, all kinds of documentaries, Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, Man in the Iron Mask, Kissing Jessica Stein, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed, Hope Floats, Legends of the Fall, Great Expectations, 300, Angela's Ashes, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Notebook, Brokeback Mountain, Phantom of the Opera, Mona Lisa Smile, Elizabeth, Emma, Pride and Prejudice, Bustin' Out, Closer, Riding in Cars with Boys, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Breakfast Club, Forrest Gump, Pretty Woman, Erin Brokavitch, Polish Wedding, Transsiberian, Gone Baby Gone, Mystic River, Schindler's List, Blood Diamond, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Little Women, Syriana, The Red Violin, Sophie Scholl: Die Letzten Tage, The Hours, Sophie's Choice, Dr. Zhivago, Hard Candy, Peyton Place.

Music: Damien Rice, The Script, Cartel, Fall Out Boy, Say Anything, Rasputina, Bryan Adams, Yael Naim, John Denver, Train, Liz Phair, The Stills, The Pogues, Etta James, The Academy Is..., Breaking Benjamin, Alanis Morrisette, The Fray, Snow Patrol, The Ataris, Augustana, Taking Back Sunday, Finger Eleven, Loretta Lynn, Celine Dion, Basshunter, elvis, Dropkick Murphys, Floggin' Molly, The Corrs, The Killers, Bette Midler, Barbara Streisand, Buddy Holly, Lesley Gore. I have upwards of 10,000 songs on iTunes and I'm not about to list them all. This is just a teaser, kiddies.

TV: Grey's Anatomy (Grey's is a vital part of my well-being, much like my vibrator. If you can't respect that, then GTFO.), the History Channel, the Cathouse, L Word, Project Runway, Tudors

Food: Two Words: Polish Cuisine! Give me pierogies and I'm a happy girl!

1) iTunes 2) Long, passionate, lip-biting kisses 3) Citrusy candles AND fruits 4)My toiletries 5) Cooler Ranch Doritos 6) My people 7) My slowly-dwindling freedom of thought

PS: This is in no particular order

Life, just like everyone else.
Why things happen the way they do.
Whether or not I need to get fitted for a new bra.
Why I think those of the Jewish persuasion are exceptionally hot.
The cake in Alex's bedroom.
Why people watch Jon and Kate +8.
Politics and social order.
If only I could form my own commune.
What it would be like to be an American expatriate in the '20's.
Sex, sexuality, gender, etc.
How much I love my cats.
How mass amounts of alcoholic consumption can make you do stupid things.
What is a person, really?
Whether or not there really is a homosexual agenda. Nietzsche and how he continues to blow my mind.
Whether or not a gamma ray could really destroy earth as we know it.
Why people put crazy shit on youtube...
You know, things like that.

Well, I used to hang out with my friends, jumping from dorm to dorm or hitting up Coldstone. Now, however, after I get home from serving fish and fries at work, I come home, make some brownies, tune into Bill Maher, hijack some cheap liquor from the fridge, and veg.

I am carrying on two relationships with two different men simultaneously. One is Ben. The other is Jerry.

Turandot brings tears to your eyes or you feel strangely compelled to key off the WWJD bumper sticker stuck to gas-guzzling SUV that belongs to the soccer mom who doesn't know how to park or you want to spend your honeymoon at Disney World...

PS: Rite 2 me liek dis and I will shoot you.