Anyone in the Bozeman area want to see snow covered Pony then drive me to Boz-Angeles? :-)

Alright everyone, so I'm getting a puppy. I've come up with a list of names I like and I'd really appreciate some feedback (names you like, those you don't, names you think I should think about, etc.) Thanks!

Boy Names
Beauregard
Bogart
Buckwheat
Casanova
Cognac
Cosmo
Cyrano (De Bergerac)
Dante
D'Artagnan
Dickens
Emerson
Gatsby
Gepetto
Giacomo
Gilligan
Gulliver
Heathcliff
Kafka
Lenin
Maestro
Matisse
Merlin
Milo
Nickleby
Noah
Olivier
Paddington
Pavlov
Sherwood
Sherwood
Shnitzel
Wellington
Wentworth
Willoughby

Girl Names
Audra
Audrey
Bianca
Brie
Calypso
Caroline
Cecily
Chanel
Charlotte
Chianti
Chloe
Daisy
Danube
Delilah
Edelweiss
Elle
Heidi
Isabeau
Julep
Leila
Lulu
Mae West
Margot
Marty
Marie Antoinette
Matilda
Merlot
Noel
Padua
Paloma
Schatzi
Sophie
Streisand
Verona
Zsa Zsa

Hair look dyed? I've gotten a few messages from people telling me I have beautiful hair. Then they ask what my natural color is. I don't think it looks fake, but idk...

Watching The View. Especially when they decide to have assholes as guests.

Oh well. On the bright side, Jerry's on!

So, I have this sneaking suspicion that the last guy I fucked is entering the priesthood.

I sure know how to pick 'em.

There are SO many people out there flooding the restaurants without any knowledge of how to tip. Here is a short guide for the general public to follow. Feel free to print out and store in your wallet and/or purse.

1. CHILDREN "THE LITTLE DEVILS":
If you have children, DO NOT let them open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YOUR CHILD'S mess & to restock the now unusable wasted items. We are neither their babysitter nor their parent. The least you can do is pay us for the extra work. Also make sure you control your kids and don't let them scream or run around the restaurant. It's very distracting not to mention dangerous if they get ran over by a server with hot food in their hands.

2. "THE CAMPERS":
If you feel the necessity to stay for longer than 15 minutes after you pay, its an extra $3 every 30 minutes. We make our money from the tables. If you are in one and we can't seat it, we don't make money.

3. COMPLIMENTS:
Telling a server they are the best server they've ever had is not a tip. If we are good, let us know by leaving us more money. We can’t pay our bills on compliments. Its not that we don't appreciate the praise, it’s just that if you say that and then leave 10% it’s an insult.

4. THE SALVATION PAMPHLETS:
Prayer cards and any other religious pamphlet is NOT a tip. It is insulting that you assume we are w/o religion and must save us. Again, we can’t pay bills with prayer cards. We'd go to church on Sundays if it wasn't mandatory to work on Sundays because EVERYONE who goes to church follows it by eating out.

5. TIPPING:
It is not 1960. Cost of living has gone up dramatically since then. 18s the MINIMUM amount of what you should be tipping your servers. Just look at the tax line and multiply by 2-3, this gives you your minimum tip amount. Remember, our companies pay us minimum wage (minimum wage for servers is $6.75 in CA, $3.13 in FL, $3.09 in IA, $2.13 in TX) And we are taxed on 10% of your meal automatically anyway. So if your meal is $100 and you leave $10 and we tip out $4-5 to the busser, bartender, and whoever else then we pay tax on 10 dollars and we make $5. It seems small but it adds up. How many times do you eat out per week and do this?

6. THE COMPLAINERS:
If you get a discount because of your food was prepared wrong or something, do not take it out of our tip. We didn't cook it. The cooks get paid hourly regardless if the food sucks. However, we only make what you give us.


7. THE FREE STUFF:
If you happen to get anything for free and you did not have a problem with your dining experience, most of the time it is because you are a friend of said server or a manager. When tipping, take into account that you received this free dish, there should be extra tip thanking the server for the free item. They could get in a lot of trouble giving away free stuff. You should give them hazard pay for it. Also, remember the total price does not include the free item (hence the term FREE) and thus the tip should not be based on the total amount you pay but off of the quality of service and total price INCLUDING the free item.

8. THE LATE ONES:
Coming in 15 minutes before closing is extremely rude – period. But if you must come into the restaurant at this time or any time near closing, hurry and order your food and get out. Closed means closed, not social hour. It is so rude to sit there and take your sweet ass time. We can't leave until you leave because we have to do side-work and clean the table you are sitting at. We don't want to stand there waiting for you for an extra hour just because you don't want to go home. We recommend 24 hour establishments such as Denny’s if you wish to sit into the wee hours of the night.

9. THE TABLE HOGGERS:
If you only come in for coffee or a dessert, to do paper work, or to have a meeting, don't sit there taking up our booths for hours. We are not Starbucks or a hotel restaurant. If you want to sit for hours, go there or else leave an amazing tip for us being sure to include the ‘camping fee’ of at least $5, depending on how long you stay.

10. THE GREET:
When we come up to the table to greet you and we ask how you are doing please, let us know. We honestly want to know how you are doing. If you are in a bad mood, we want to know that from the beginning. A confused stare or complete silence does not suffice as a reply to "How are you doing?" Also most of us are REQUIRED to say certain things during the greeting, so please don't interrupt our greeting and say "I want coffee", "Can we get some bread?", or "What are the soups?" Also, there are more than likely specials offered each day and most servers will inform you of them. So please, do not interrupt a server and ask them off the bat, “Are there any specials today?” It’s just annoying.

11. THOSE DAMN CELL PHONES:
Don't ever talk on your cell phone in a restaurant. This is probably the rudest thing to do aside from walking in near closing. If you must be on your cell, keep your voice down in respect for other customers. If you are on your cell phone when we walk up to greet your table we will walk away and not return until you get off your phone. Just show some respect and give us your attention for a couple of minutes.

12. TO-GO ORDERS:
Always remember to tip the take-out order servers! They work just as hard as a dining-in server, and hardly ever get tips for it! Just because you are not dining in our establishment does NOT mean the same care and time did not go into your to-go order. WE DESERVE TO BE TIPPED TOO!

So, I loves me some seasonal work. This year, though, I just can't decide where I want to go: Alaska, New England, or stay here out West. I've never been to Alaska, but I really miss the East Coast. Suggestions?

So, I was cruising through cute girls' profiles and I noticed myself on the right hand side under Similar Users. Apparently, I'm more spiritual than this person. I didn't quite understand. Oh well...

PS I <333 Air Supply when drinking...

Okay, so, I'm 19. I should be done developing, right? Right?!

Wrong. Over the last year, I went from a D to a DDD. Then, today, I find out I'm now a G. When will this madness end? Grr...

Bunny Ranch....thoughts?