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37 Brattleboro, VT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–48
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Not at all
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Just because I checked "casual sex" as one of the things I'm potentally open to, doesn't mean the first time you message me should include a sexual come-on. By now you wouldn't think I'd have to say this, but please don't send me unsolicited pictures of your vagina, I will ignore and ban you. You should also know I won't respond to messages like: "sup!" or "hey!" or "DTF?" Please be more creative! I'd like to think that you at least took the time to read my profile before messaging me. Let's try and have some conversation!

Sex-positive, polyamorous, liberal.

Likes: karaoke, board games, horror movies, snuggling, skinny dipping, going on new adventures!

Dislikes: crowded bars, smoking (tobacco), sports, arrogance.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a bakery, spending time with my 3 yr old, going on short adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I shave my head clean. I'm also told my lips and booty are among my best features.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Ethical Slut, The Zombie Survival Guide, A Child Called 'It', Carrie, stories/poetry by Edgar Allen Poe. Graphic Novels: The Dark Night Returns, Kingdom Come.

Movies: Army of Darkness, Psycho, Quills, Rocky Horror Picture Show, School of Rock, Star Wars, Showgirls, A Nightmare on Elm St., Repo! The Genetic Opera, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog. Anything with superheros in it.

TV Shows: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, The Walking Dead, Modern Family, American Horror Story, True Blood.

I'm about as far from a music-snob as you can be. I own Spice Girls albums.

I love to eat and will try most anything once. I may even nibble on you if you're lucky!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

And blueberry pancakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The curtains match the drapes. Sometimes.
You should message me if
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You identify as polyamorous, pansexual, sex-positive, queer, etc.

You're kind of a geek.

You have a great sense of humor.

You want to teach me how to dance (well.)

You feel like it.