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TristanCaley

24 Mission Viejo, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–70
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just your average soulless ginger trying to get by. I try to be the change I want to see in the world, rather than just sit and complain about how things are. Most people know I'm a nice guy, and I'm fun to hang out with, I just really don't have any time to go out and meet girls because of my job. So I'm here!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, partying, hanging out, sleeping, repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Graphic design, conflict resolution, and a bunch of other stuff that I can totally tell you about in a real conversation.

Also sunburns. I'm great at those. Like, World Champ status in my melanin class for sure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sweet baby crimson-crowned jesus that guy has a giant head of luscious ginger hair!

I embellished a bit, sue me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? All of them. I used to get in trouble in class for reading books too often. True story.

Movies? Too many favorites to list here, ask me and I'll bore you with the full roster.

Shows? Walking Dead, Firefly, Castle, Boardwalk Empire, and if we're getting into nostalgia territory it's Rocko's Modern Life, Freakazoid, Swat Kats, and Transformers shows, and that Batman cartoon from the 90's where the intro is all comic-noir and retro awesomeness.

Music? Everything. I can appreciate all music. Except that crap that middle-schoolers like. WTF. Are you people deaf or something?

Food? Spicy=delicious. End of story.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Hugs. They make the world go round. Not physics, like most people think.

2. Jokes. They make everything easier in life, because when you can laugh at other people and yourself you're in a good place.

3. Good food. I cook everything for myself now. It's actually turned me into a bit of a culinary artist, being forced to cook for myself if I want good food.

4. iPhone. It's like having a genius in my pocket that knows the answers to any question, plus it has some interesting games and can bring me content straight from reddit, which is the greatest site on earth.

**EDIT**: I am now a Samsung Galaxy S3 owner, but it has adequately replaced the iPhone in my heart so the answer is otherwise unchanged.

5. Work. If I'm not working or doing something that otherwise engages my brain, I'm bored. I need work constantly to just satisfy my ADHD.

6. Air. No seriously, if I didn't have air I think I would die.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Supposing it could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends and coworkers, which thankfully is an interchangeable title for my pals. Or I could be inside playing Skyrim. Dear god, Skyrim. That thing is like what happens when you mix crack with heroin and dust some opium over the top of it before getting a caulking gun and shooting a pound of it into your corotid artery, then somehow make it a video-game. I'm not ashamed to admit I love gaming.

However, despite my addiction to the digital frontier, I actually have just as much if not more fun hanging out with friends and swapping stories. So there you have it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes spend an hour in the shower just musing about the nature of life and existence.

Also I'm terrified to death of dark closets left open. Straight out of nightmares, that's what those are.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like gingers! Or hate the sun! Or love the sun! Or if you're just a nice person that wants to meet up! Or if you're a mean person who wants to meet up!

If you're a person hit me up!

Non-persons need not apply. You know why!