I'm just your average soulless ginger trying to get by. I try to be the change I want to see in the world, rather than just sit and complain about how things are. Most people know I'm a nice guy, and I'm fun to hang out with, I just really don't have any time to go out and meet girls because of my job. So I'm here!

Working, partying, hanging out, sleeping, repeat.

Graphic design, conflict resolution, and a bunch of other stuff that I can totally tell you about in a real conversation.

Sweet baby crimson-crowned jesus that guy has a giant head of luscious ginger hair!

I embellished a bit, sue me.

Books? All of them. I used to get in trouble in class for reading books too often. True story.

Movies? Too many favorites to list here, ask me and I'll bore you with the full roster.

Shows? Walking Dead, Firefly, Castle, Boardwalk Empire, and if we're getting into nostalgia territory it's Rocko's Modern Life, Freakazoid, Swat Kats, and Transformers shows, and that Batman cartoon from the 90's where the intro is all comic-noir and retro awesomeness.

Music? Everything. I can appreciate all music. Except that crap that middle-schoolers like. WTF. Are you people deaf or something?

Food? Spicy=delicious. End of story.

1. Hugs. They make the world go round. Not physics, like most people think.

2. Jokes. They make everything easier in life, because when you can laugh at other people and yourself you're in a good place.

3. Good food. I cook everything for myself now. It's actually turned me into a bit of a culinary artist, being forced to cook for myself if I want good food.

4. iPhone. It's like having a genius in my pocket that knows the answers to any question, plus it has some interesting games and can bring me content straight from reddit, which is the greatest site on earth.

5. Work. If I'm not working or doing something that otherwise engages my brain, I'm bored. I need work constantly to just satisfy my ADHD.

6. Air. No seriously, if I didn't have air I think I would die.

Supposing it could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Hanging out with my friends and coworkers, which thankfully is an interchangeable title for my pals. Or I could be inside playing Skyrim. Dear god, Skyrim. That thing is like what happens when you mix crack with heroin and dust some opium over the top of it before getting a caulking gun and shooting a pound of it into your corotid artery, then somehow make it a video-game. I'm not ashamed to admit I love gaming.

However, despite my addiction to the digital frontier, I actually have just as much if not more fun hanging out with friends and swapping stories. So there you have it.

I sometimes spend an hour in the shower just musing about the nature of life and existence.

You like gingers! Or hate the sun! Or love the sun! Or if you're just a nice person that wants to meet up.

Also, if you just want someone to toke with, I'm ALWAYS down. Always.