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49 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A little about me:

I look exactly like my pictures. (I really enjoy women's profiles where they date their pics.).

Physical: Fit - I'm an athlete and compete often. I have a lean athletic build. Not brawny muscular, but lean muscular.

Sense of humor: Check. Mostly evolved, sophisticated and ironically, sometimes downright unsophisticated (think "Archer").

Intelligence: Well educated, philosophical, intellectual, etc.

Politically: I lean left. I'll vote for Wendy. We don't have to share political beliefs, you just can't be a bitch about it.

Financially: I'm a successful professional. I'll pick up dinner, but not your car payment.

MBTI Type: ENTP (Occasionally I ponder whether I'm an ENFP. Those are sleepless nights)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
(For all that is sacred, if you put "Living it", in this space go immediately to your profile and delete it until you can come up with something creative. It really is okay to leave a section blank.)

I'm the oldest Padawan in Jedi history. Yoda continually busts my balls for breaking the celibacy code. It's the only thing keeping me from becoming a Jedi Master. Secretly though, I'm his favorite.

My mid-life crisis has manifested itself into competitive "age-group" athletics. I chase the spirit of youth and spend way too much money on stuff that might make me faster or at least make me look faster while I try to go faster. Judge me all you want. I still look good in compression pants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mind control. Move along...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
An uptick in the energy level (Unless I'm avoiding contact - I can go stealth too).

...That my clothes fit...well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: The Godfather, Fight Club, Snatch, Kill Bill 1 &2, Most quality Sci-Fi and Action movies. I like smart movies (Like "Groundhog Day"!), but not slow movies. Memento was good. I like documentaries, especially about important historical events. Favorite Romantic Comedies: "Groundhog Day", "Moonstruck". Action movies - If they use the line, "Destroy at all cost" or "Coming in hot", I'm in.

Books: Neal Stephenson is the most consistent authors I've read and enjoyed ("Anathem" is my favorite Neal Stephenson book). I like Garcia Marquez. "Love in the Time of Cholera" is better than "A Hundred Years of Solitude" in my opinion. I enjoy Non-fiction as much as fiction.

Philosophy: If you like Joseph Campbell's explanations of life, that's a good sign of compatibility.

TV - "Parks and Recreation", is the latest comedy that I've binge watched. Really love that show. I like 30 Rock, Archer, Modern Family... I typically catch stuff on Netflix. I was late to the Breaking Bad phenomenon. After a while I deliberately did not watch it because everyone was doing it. I'm sure I'd love it though ;)

Music - Music is important to me, but not necessarily "live music". I seek out music that aligns to my mood. The range is from dance/dj, electronica, big beat, house to alternative and classic rock (If it's a good workout tune then it's in my playlist). I don't like modern or "Pop" country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pool
My workout playlist
Morning Coffee

(Just missed the list: Band Aids, Foam roller)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether "Short Term Dating" is interpreted the same way by both genders...

What "success" really means...

Why we spend so much time thinking about what we want instead of asking for it...

How to keep Master Yoda from finding my online dating profile...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving around in my Ferrari propositioning 20 somethings. You'd be surprised how often it works.

Just kidding - I'm exhausted by Friday. Wine, good food and go to bed. I get up early on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
(Again a warning: If you put, "Nothing I'll admit on a public dating site", RUN, don't walk to your own profile and immediately delete it until you understand that this is an opportunity to prove you are not a Republican. Remember, think outside of the box!)

I like fake Maple syrup better than real Maple syrup...

I can sing some Linda Ronstadt songs as good or better than Linda Ronstadt.

I'm actually 49 and six fourths. I play around with my profile age to see how it affects the OKC search stats. You guys have no idea what you are missing by filtering 46 and above!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...You are beautiful, fit and kind of geeky.
...You might be interested in dressing up like Princess Leia and "hanging out". Still need to check that box.
...You are not looking for a husband, but might want a long term connection.
I don't usually search under 40 Y.O. (40+ women are the sexiest women on the planet. Why the 20 something boys get this and my crowd does not I'll never understand).