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49 M Austin, TX

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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****** UPDATE **********
Taking a little break from OKC. My dance card is officially full. I am grateful for all the relationship opportunities brought to me by using this site. I am committed to non-exclusivity so this is just a temporary hiatus. I will continue to check messages. Good luck!

I'm not the kind of guy who will put his shirtless selfie on OKC. However, you really want to see that shirtless selfie, and if you don't, you are on the wrong profile.

A little about me:

I look exactly like my pictures. (My two biggest OKC pet peeves: No captions/dates on your pics and pics that are no longer physically accurate.)

Physical: Fit - I'm an athlete and compete often. I have a lean athletic build. Not brawny muscular, but lean muscular. (See shirtless selfie - Oh wait. Not on OKC.)

Sense of humor: Check. Well developed, sophisticated and ironically, sometimes downright unsophisticated (think "Archer").

Intelligence: Well educated, philosophical, intellectual, etc.

Politically: I lean left. I'll vote for Wendy. We don't have to share political beliefs, you just can't be a bitch about it.

Financially: I'm a successful professional. I'll pick up dinner, but not your car payment.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the oldest Padawan in Jedi history. Yoda continually busts my balls for breaking the celibacy code. It's the only thing keeping me from becoming a Jedi Master. Secretly though, I'm his favorite.

My mid-life crisis has manifested itself into competitive "age-group" athletics. I chase the spirit of youth and spend way too much money on stuff that might make me faster or at least make me look faster while I try to go faster. Judge me all you want. I still look good in compression pants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mind control. Move along...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That, in my presence, they can't remember what they were doing, except that they feel a sudden urge to move along...

...That my clothes fit...well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Godfather, Fight Club, Snatch, Kill Bill 1 &2, Most quality Sci-Fi and Action movies. I like smart movies (Like "Groundhog Day"!), but not slow movies. Memento was good. I like documentaries, especially about important historical events. Favorite Romantic Comedies: "Groundhog Day", "Moonstruck". Action movies - If they use the line, "Destroy at all cost" or "Coming in hot", I'm in.

Books: Neil Stephenson is the most consistent authors I've read and enjoyed ("Anathem" is my favorite Neil Stephenson book). I like Garcia Marquez. "Love in the Time of Cholera" is better than "A Hundred Years of Solitude" in my opinion. I enjoy Non-fiction as much as fiction.

Philosophy: If you like Joseph Campbell's explanations of life, that's a good sign of compatibility.

TV - "Parks and Recreation", is the latest comedy that I've binge watched. Really love that show. I like 30 Rock, Archer, Modern Family... I typically catch stuff on Netflix. I was late to the Breaking Bad phenomenon. After a while I deliberately did not watch it because everyone was doing it. I'm sure I'd love it though ;)

Music - Music is important to me, but not necessarily "live music". I seek out music that aligns to my mood. The range is from dance/dj, electronica, big beat, house to alternative and classic rock (If it's a good workout tune then it's in my playlist). I don't like modern or "Pop" country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pool
My workout playlist
Morning Coffee

(Just missed the list: Band Aids, Foam roller)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether "Short Term Dating" is interpreted the same way by both genders...

Why we spend so much time thinking about what we want instead of asking for it...

How to keep Master Yoda from finding my online dating profile...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving around in my Ferrari propositioning 20 somethings. You'd be surprised how often it works.

Just kidding - I'm exhausted by Friday. Wine, good food and go to bed. I get up early on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like fake Maple syrup better than real Maple syrup...

I can sing some Linda Ronstadt songs as good or better than Linda Ronstadt.

I'm actually 49 and five fourths. I play around with my profile age to see how it affects the OKC search stats. You guys have no idea what you are missing by filtering 46 and above!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...You are beautiful, fit and kind of geeky.
...You might be interested in dressing up like Princess Leia and "hanging out". Still need to check that box.
...You are not looking for a husband.
Also, if you have visited my profile at least 3 times and I still haven't gotten the hint that you want me to message you! I can be dense in that way.