I'm strictly looking for friends. I love games: board games, video games, phone games, card games, Russian roulette (I've never lost), and trivia! I was a quizmaster for a few years, and I loved it. Would you like to play a game?
I have a quick wit and a penchant for good beer. I also have a special place for PBR, but not ironically. If you don't have thin skin, we will probably get along quite well, even better if you are a grammarian. Like-minded people are always fun to be around, but it's OK if you're vanilla.
What I’m doing with my life
School, work, family, and some socializing here and there.
I’m really good at
I'm great at all kinds of things. Just call me MacGyver. I'm great
with my hands. Everything from mechanical things, to electrical, to
massages. I just know how to use my hands. Problems are not a
problem for me. If I tell you you're screwed, you'd better believe
me. I hate to sound like a conceited douche, but I really am good
at a lot of things; especially making people laugh and smile.
The first things people usually notice about me
Wow. Do I put down my hot, sweet ass, or do I put down my ability
to glide as I walk without bouncing? Screw it. People usually
notice my sense of humor and willingness to say just about anything
to get a rise out of people. Yeah, that's the ticket...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: comic books. I'm not much of a pleasure reader. I do enjoy
manuals and how-to stuff. Captain America and Punisher are my
favorites in the comic books world.
Movies: mostly comedies. The Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles, Kevin
Smith flicks, John Hughes movies, Airplane!, Fight Club, Shawshank
Redemption, and a slew of others.
Shows: Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Chuck, Rescue Me (RIP, Lou),
Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, Mythbusters, Beavis & Butthead,
Community, Blue Bloods, Desperate Housewives, Hawaii 5-0, Grimm,
Man Up, Robot Chicken, Big Bang Theory, The League, The Walking
Music: The Presidents of the United States of America rock my
world. AC/DC, Aerosmith, Louis Prima, classical, musicals, and a
lot of other stuff. I'm all over the place depending on my mood.
Good disco when I'm in the mood to rollerskate, especially after
the bar closes (LIPPS Inc., Funkytown)
Food: MEAT. Dear Lord, if it has parents, I'll eat it. I got
spoiled when I worked at my brother's restaurant, so now I really
don't care what I eat. I'm not big on sweets, though. I eat them,
sure, but I don't crave them. Basque, Italian, Chinese,
sushi/sashimi, Mexican, etc: It's all fair game.
The six things I could never do without
(I know that sounds sappy, but it's true. I love stuff, but my
favorite things aren't really material things.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Hey, I'm a guy! At least I'm honest. I also occupy my mind
with movie quotes and humor in general. My son gets my mind, too.
Quite often, I think about businesses I'd like to start up and do.
Even charities that I see a good use for in my community.
On a typical Friday night I am
Right now, I'm working until midnight or later on Fridays. After I
get done on a Friday, I generally go back home and get caught up on
my shows with a drink or 5. I'll run downtown once in a while, but
I hate dealing with the crowd slowing down my drink service. If a
friend has something going on, though, I'll cruise on by. Hell, I'm
going to be awake until at least 4-6 a.m. anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really have any secrets. My friends know who I am and will
either vouch for me or tell you to steer clear if you're obviously
not right for me.
You should message me if
You know how to use your smile and you do it quite often. Moody
bitches need not apply. If you took offense to that statement,
re-read it and follow the rules.
Redheads are at the top of my list. Mmm, pale skin... I LOVE
gingers. But, I like all hair colors, so don't feel that you're
being discriminated against.
You have a wacky sense of humor. Hell, even if we don't work out, I
like making new friends. Just make sure that if you're the kind of
person who enjoys giving people shit, that you're able to take it,
You're a board gamer. If you know the rules and how to bend them to
fit your needs, so much the better. Jesus, I should have been a