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  • Ages 18-37
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My details

Last online
Nov 26
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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I've lived in New York, Oklahoma, California, Texas, and various parts of Florida, as well as Brazil and Korea. I check my pockets a couple dozen times a day to make sure I have the three things my life revolves around. I've never worn a three-piece suit, but I'm open to the idea.
What I’m doing with my life
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I guess the short answer is... a lot?

In a previous life, I was a school teacher: first in Miami teaching high schoolers English and debate, and later in Korea teaching adorable elementary students... I'll let you guess which I preferred.

Then I was, a commercial editor at a Hollywood trailer house and then at a (very) small advertising agency in Miami. Later still, I was a university administrator and production manager... which is just a nice way of saying I had to tell people what to do, which is less fun than you'd think.

Now I work with a non-profit to help improve the quality of life and educational futures of at risk youth in South Florida. It's a little bit nicer than looking at spreadsheets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Discussing films, wasting time, going on adventures
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (discovered in 7th grade after first becoming frustrated with the Apple //e game of the same name), Lucky Wander Boy, Ender's Game, Gateway, Snowcrash, Naked (basically anything by David Sedaris)

Movies: 28 Days Later, The 400 Blows, Amelie, The Beach, Blade Runner, Broken Flowers, Chungking Express, Fight Club, The Fifth Element, Ghostbusters, Glengarry Glen Ross, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Lost in Translation, Primer, The Royal Tenenbaums, Serenity, Shaun of the Dead, Swingers, Total Recall, Trainspotting, Wet Hot American Summer

Music: Atom & His Package, Daft Punk, The Killers, The Mountain Goats, Reggie and The Full Effect, Stars

Food: I'm a sucker for most things Italian... and Japanese steakhouses! Actually, traveling though Japan made me appreciative of most of their food, with the exception of sushi; I've never been able to wrap my head around that.

And why not, let's put games, too: Uncharted series, Bioshock series, Mass Effect series, Mario Kart, Trials, You Don't Know Jack,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Urban exploring: It seems like Austin should have a bunch of old, abandoned buildings to explore.
- Karaoke: I did this *a lot* when living in Korea and traveling through Japan... I keep wondering if there would be a market for private karaoke rooms in America.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I might be gay for Paul Rudd... I mean, how can I not be?
You should message me if
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You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.