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29 M Groningen, Netherlands

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14, 2013
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Dear -Insert generic female name-,

It has come to my attention that my profile came to yours.
Let's make a baby, put it in a basket and drop it at the Vatican. I hope this experiment will lead to some new religion so it is well worth the shot. If it fails it will still be jolly good fun. Please contact my secretary so she can note down your name and phone number for future refence.

Yours sincerely, A twisted madman

P.S. If you are a male then I'm truly sorry we cannot reproduce together. Have a beer, watch some football, I hear that's what men are supposed to do these days for some reason.
What I’m doing with my life
Lots of good stuff Trying to become the prophet of a new religion at the moment. Going to start writing my holy scriptures soon. Huzzah! Actually that is rather serious :s except for the "trying to become a new prophet" thing. I am well aware that I'll receive that status only well after I'm dead and people discover my word is truth and all that.....

Willing to become evil if the payment is good... Also if I will be given a lot of power, might or a flying Fortress of Doom and some minions.
I’m really good at
Everything. You name it. I am better at anything ten yoo espezially spellin!!!!!

I also rock at other things. The other day I created an argument out of an agreement. Now, THAT requires some sweet skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
Their reflection in my eyes. The fact that I have 7 tentacles growing out my right ear and the fact that two of those tentacles play poker with each other 24/7 My hot looks
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'd rather not define myself by the works of other, but if you insist....

well if you insist you are really pathetic. I might give you some genre's and names if you ask me real friendly.... I might...

might is a sweet thing.
The six things I could never do without
My brain, my heart, my lungs, my penis, my bowels and last but not least oxygen

Add my spine and several other things...

I guess I am a very needy person :s
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Details involving creative projects
Life, love and pink elephants
On a typical Friday night I am

crap that's not even remotely funny :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a brain, a heart and one or two lungs.

Also if you love fun and/or* are insane and/or* have some mental defect that allows you to do things others cannot

You are an INTERESTING person with GOALS in life and MULTIPLE SUBJECTS to talk about. Don't bore me, it can't even bore myself. How come there are other people who can bore me. I still haven't figured that one out....

Also if you are a horny, good looking female that lives anywhere nearby, is not looking for anything serious at the moment.... and it still says "single" on the profile.

*Forget the or... only if it's and