Troublefarren is my Aim

FUCK GRAMMAR!

I really don't do much since I'm stuck out in Hendo most of the time but when I hit Asheville I hit it hard.

Kickball tuesdays
Midnight runs to get beer piss ass drunk
Listening to music way to loud
Drinking way to much but still being sober then everyone else
Sriracha hot sauce on anything
Sushi is for winners!

I fuck shit up
I can almost talk anyone into doing anything
I roll my own smokes
I own a blackberry but have no clue how to really use it
my ipod has over 50 gigs of music on it and growing
I play video games alot when no one is around or I'm just bored with you
I wear Ray-bans and look good doing it
I make and drink at least 3 latte's a day
I like to dress up in weird outfits when I'm alone
I ride a scooter and I wreck a lot
I love blowtorches and anything really to do with fire
paint markers are the best and if you steal them for me I'll love you forever
I make the most amazing tomato sandwich's
I'm easy to please just don't piss me off
I jump into bush's when I'm drunk
I like to steal random things from peoples lawns
if I'm not listening to my ipod I'm not in a good mood
I don't have a job and really like that but I am slowly looking for one
I have my own place no roommates no parents just my Dog and I
if you don't like big dogs or are even afraid of dogs don't talk to me because you're a loser and need to get over that shit
Swamp thing rules and so did the TV show
I love old horror flicks and Charlie Chaplin films
I've got a Lemmy and if you don't know what that is then fuck off
I used to be a Skinhead but not a Racist and if you think all skinheads are Racist then fuck off
my Mother is cooler then you
I only wear black t-shirts & blue jeans
I own 3 pairs of shoes
I'm a freak about my computer
Naked girls isn't always porn
if I liked smoking pipes I'd smoke out of a corncob
I've got smelly feet but I'm working on it
my whole family is artistic and probably cooler then you
I want to create a never ending beer glass were the beer just refills itself after each sip

Basically Fuck you, I'm rad!
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At the moment I'm trying to get my license back after a DUI I got about 6 years ago I skipped state and lived in St.Petersburg Florida my home town. I'm looking for a job any job just something that will give me a pay check to maybe one day GET THE FUCK OUT OF NORTH CAROLINA!
I like building and rebuilding things even if I don't get it right learning something new every day is a good way to live

Fucking shit up
Fucking you up
Fucking in general
Welding
Drinking
Taking care of my dog
Cooking
Eating
Making Latte's
Computer Games and Video Games
Listening to music
Talking people into doing shit out of the ordinary
Rolling Cigs
Looking good without even trying
Burning down shit
Shit talking
Hanging out
Cuddling
Making out
Exploding your face
and walking away from your sorry ass

My Height
My Size
My Tattoo's
My Hat
My Voice

no one ever notices my eyes because I'm fucking 6'2 and the ones that can see them the most are dudes

but them bitches are GREEN fucka

I read a bunch of books in Jail and since I've been out but I really don't ever give a shit enough to remember the names
Movies= Your fucking local Video store hasn't seen as many movies as I have
Music=You name it I wont know it but I'll have it on my ipod probably
Food= I'm a fucking amazing Chef its not hard to cook good food just don't be such a fucking pussy about it and you can to

Beer, Food, Good Sex, Cigarettes,Money Money Money & a fucking shotgun for when the Zombies attack!

What animals are thinking
Why did Kimbo Slice just stick his finger in my friends butt crack
What to do next since there is always something else to do
What if I burned some Silver with Gold and made a fancy doo daad
Why don't my bartenders always give me free shots instead of the times I really don't need them
Where the fuck did all my money go
What the fuck did I do last night
How did I get home
Did I fuck that bitch
Did I call her at 3 am again drunk and talk to her or just leave a very long voice message because I didn't know the voice was just a recording
Why does public restroom toilet paper suck so much
Why don't we all just drink and smoke since life is short and we all should just have fun with it

Getting drunk at the local dive or sitting at a friends house getting drunk as well

Friday night is the best time ever its like having an extra hour to drink when the time changes ya never remember it but when the bartender doesn't call last call when you looked at your watch then its amazing

Nothing is private on the internet

Why be private its like being Shy you wont get laid and you wont have any friends

For a rockin fun time that includes lots of alcohol and awesome music woot!