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Troublemaker-NY

41 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I want a dynamic, sophisticated, interesting and attractive woman who is cultured in the arts and a willing travelling partner. If you're ambidextrous, that would be a great bonus.
What I’m doing with my life
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Actor, Real estate agent. Voted Best Kisser in Manhattan and the Bronx . Finished 2nd in Queens. 9th in Brooklyn and 426th in Staten Island.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing pictures on cocktail napkins, making silly observations, making whole wheat French toast, playing mind games with your heart, no, just kidding.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm actually a human being, that I have a head, a body, arms, legs, etc. I walk, talk... I've never been mistaken for a street light, a pigeon or a car. Yup, I'm a human being, dammit!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: James Joyce, Tolstoy, and Playboy. Movies: Valley Girl, The Last American Virgin, Rocky, Y tu mama tambien, Saturday Night Fever, An American in Paris, The Red Shoes, Silver Linings Playbook, Foreign films, TV: Hello Ladies, American Idol, The Dog Whisperer, TCM.

Music: Indie, alternative, Classical, Rock, Anything I can dance to, Freestyle, house, rap, reggae, reggaeton, lounge, electronic, Salsa, Bachata,

Love museums, Theater, concerts, sporting events, opera, ballet, comedy clubs, going to restaurants, clubs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my beeper, my VCR, A refreshing bottle of Zima, my financial consultant Bernie Madoff, my Milli Vinilli Tape cassettes, and artificial ingredients.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mrs. Garrett. What a lady!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either drinking shots out of some girl's belly button or at home reading Reader's Digest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am Spartacus!
You should message me if
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you got what I want and have a sense of humor . You like artsy stuff but you're not a total snob. Don't message me if you look down on other people. The only exception is if you look down on other people from your apartment window.

if you're a troublemaker, mischief-maker, a good girl, bad girl, a good girl turned bad girl, a bad girl turned good girl, I like all of the above.

Don't want to date someone who plays depressing music (ex; Total Eclipse of the Heart like 9 times in a row) to entertain me.

If you have a nice rack, I want to see it. You might have some interesting books and movies displayed on that rack. Calm down, what did you think I was talking about?

Furthermore, don't be dumb. You should know who is buried in Grant's Tomb, you know that a columnist is not the same as a communist, Columbia University is not in Colombia, etc. If you wake up at 2 in the morning and start vacuuming, I may not be interested.

Don't try to hit me up with a message, if you haven't been on here since June 6th. Oh, wait... How can you do that?

Finally, if you don't get my sense of humor, you won't get me.

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