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Troublemaker-NY

41 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 30–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want a dynamic, sophisticated, interesting and attractive woman who is cultured in the arts and a willing travelling partner who will take me places I've never seen, and that's a lot of places.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Actor, Real estate agent. Voted Best Kisser in Manhattan and the Bronx . Finished 2nd in Queens. 9th in Brooklyn and 426th in Staten Island.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing pictures on cocktail napkins, making silly observations, making whole wheat French toast, playing mind games with your heart, no, just kidding.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm actually a human being, that I have a head, a body, arms, legs, etc. I walk, talk... I've never been mistaken for a street light, a pigeon or a car. Not yet at least but hey, it's New York! It might still happen. Yup, I'm a human being, dammit!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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History books and biographies, Gritty New York Crime Non-Fiction stories, Movies: Valley Girl, The Last American Virgin, Rocky, Y tu mama tambien, Saturday Night Fever, An American in Paris, The Red Shoes, Borat, Foreign films, TV: Hello Ladies, American Idol, The Dog Whisperer, TCM.

Music: Indie, alternative, Classical, R&b, Rock, Anything I can dance to, Freestyle, house, rap, reggae, reggaeton, lounge, electronic, Salsa, Bachata,

Love museums, Theater, concerts, sporting events, opera, ballet, comedy clubs, going to restaurants, clubs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my beeper, my VCR, A refreshing bottle of Zima, my financial consultant Bernie Madoff, my Milli Vinilli Tape cassettes, and artificial ingredients.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mrs. Garrett. What a lady!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either drinking shots out of some girl's belly button or at home reading Reader's Digest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a private person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you got what I want and have a sense of humor. You like artsy stuff but you're not a total snob. Don't message me if you look down on other people. The only exception is if you look down on other people from your apartment window.

Don't want to date someone who plays depressing music (ex; Total Eclipse of the Heart like 9 times in a row) to entertain me.

If you take pictures of food that you are about to eat on Facebook everday, stay away! Furthermore, don't be dumb. You should know who is buried in Grant's Tomb, you know that a columnist is not the same as a communist, Columbia University is not in Colombia, etc.

Don't try to hit me up with a message, if you haven't been on here since June 6th. Oh, wait... How can you do that?

No tanning bed overexposure where your skin looks like Brown and Serve Turkey Sausage. No Dolly Parton haircuts and acid washed jeans. You know who you are. Finally, if you don't get my sense of humor, you won't get me.