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24 Tarpon Springs, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 9
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Just enjoying the post-ironic cultural malaise. What a time to be alive!
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in a liquor store (I make better money than you think) and drive a swaggin' wagon or "station wagon" as Americans call it. These days I'm enjoying life and not giving a rubber duck fuck, though eventually I'm probably gonna go back to school because by the time I'm in my 30's, being an aging hipster probably won't be cool anymore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, figuring out good gifts for people, using my turn signal, wisecracks, finding cool shit, doing shots, making hummus, moving on, surprising people, horse stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My lips or eyes. They're both pretty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Philip K. Dick or Kurt Vonnegut. The Ice & Fire series was my Harry Potter growing up so I'm pretty nerdy about it. Some of my favorite books: VALIS, Hundred Years of Solitude, Watchmen, Survivor, Into The Wild, non-fiction history, A Storm of Swords, Breakfast of Champions, Ham on Rye, Autobiography of Malcolm X (not being ironic, he really had a fascinating life).

Movies: I love Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, Nick Cage, and Scorsese. Gravity, Alien, The Big Lebowski, Step Brothers, Mr. Nobody, Office Space, Breathless, Into The Wild, Springbreakers, Life is Beautiful, Bad Lieutenant, Grand Budapest Hotel, etc.

TV Shows: come on man no one watches TV anymore

Music: Right now I'm all about Sportswave, but I like a lot of indie music, hip hop, and DJ productions. Kinda obsessed with Death Grips. Bands I'm currently into: Death Grips, Broken Bells, Run The Jewels, Flying Lotus, milo, Purity Ring, Grimes, Shabazz Palaces, Washed Out, Peter Bjorn and John, Aphex Twin, Kanye, and Interpol.

Food: Sushi, Thai food, steak, pan-seered fish, spicy food, homemade pizza, stir fries, hummus, carmelized onions, whole wheat pasta, burritos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Death Grips
spicy food
my computer
live music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cringeworthy moments from awkward teen years. Oh god.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends or listening to whatever band is playing at the bar/store I work at.

Sometimes I like to stay home, have a few drinks/hits, turn on music, and do this:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like acid and I shave my thighs.
You should message me if
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You're looking for new friends to chill with and go out on adventures with. Or you're an Ice & Fire nerd. Or you want to kayak but don't want to rent one. Or you like sneaking into closed beaches at night and going skinny dipping.

Outgoing, kind, and openminded personalities are all welcomed. Introverts with good taste are also cool.

You know I'm cute, don't be shy.