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23 M Tarpon Springs, FL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Feels weird summarizing myself. I'd rather you learn about me through conversation. I'm funny, soft spoken but confident, loving and giving to all my friends, have weird but cool taste, and the more comfortable I am with you, the sillier I get. I have a silly, cynical sense of humor and am an absurdist. When you see me I look like the most straight edge kid but I'm actually pretty offbeat, I just like to wear a clean look lol. If I'm stiff and polite, that means I'm not comfortable (yet) and probably don't really like you. If I'm friendly and teasing, then that means we're vibin' and I think you're cool.

I'm definitely left wing. Anti-war, anti-corporate, pro feminist, post modern as fuck. I don't have traditional values if that's what you're looking for.

Just a heads up though: I'm mainly looking for friends. I'm not looking for any romance right now unless I feel a good spark that motivates me. In my experience you don't go out of your way to find love, love finds you.

Plus I have a FWB so I'm not on the prowl loool.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in a liquor store/warehouse/lounge in Pasco. The bar is really cool and the customers are Pasco county partiers and drunks, so I'm always entertained. Right now I'm trying to get in the coast guard because I want to jump out of helicopters and rescue people. I'm also saving up for a DSLR so I can be an amateur photographer. My friend let me borrow hers for a couple weeks and I've been fascinated ever since. When I'm not working I like to chill with friends, kayak, play basketball, read, bike, exercise, cook, watch funny things on the internet, play Wii U, and go to shows, but sometimes I just stay inside and veg out all day. It's kinda meditative. I'm really just focusing on work, working out, enjoying my friends, and building towards the next chapter in my life (coast guard/photography). Also just slowly improving my attitude and overall happiness. I'm sure you can relate.
I’m really good at
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Cooking, gift giving, mixology, tech support
The first things people usually notice about me
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My lips or eyes. They're both pretty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Philip K. Dick or Kurt Vonnegut. The Ice & Fire series was my Harry Potter growing up so I'm pretty nerdy about it. Some of my favorite books: VALIS, Hundred Years of Solitude, Watchmen, Survivor, Into The Wild, non-fiction history, A Storm of Swords, Breakfast of Champions, Ham on Rye, Autobiography of Malcolm X (not being ironic, he really had a fascinating life).

Movies: I love Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, and Scorsese. Gravity, Space Odyssey, The Big Lebowski, Step Brothers, Mr. Nobody, Office Space, Breathless, Into The Wild, Springbreakers, Life is Beautiful, I could go on.

Music: I'm into indie rock, electric, and stuff like Death Grips. Right now I'm listening to Death Grips, Deerhunter, Interpol, Dum Dum Girls, Grimes, Ruckus Roboticus, and Washed out.

Food: Sushi, Thai food, steak, pan-seered fish, homemade pizza, stir fries, hummus, and lots of high calorie, high protein stuff right now. I love stuff with caramelized onions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My best friend
Detroit police dispatch - The ultimate late night talk show
My bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The winds of winter
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends or listening to whatever band is playing at the bar I work at. Though there's nothing like drinking/smoking with your friends while playing Wii U and magic.

Sometimes I like to stay home and do this:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I haven't seen your friend Molly but I'm good friends with her sister Lucy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're looking for new friends to hang out with and go to bars with. Or you're an Ice & Fire nerd. Outgoing, kind, open minded, and fearless personalities are welcomed.

Hit me up if you want a kayaking buddy! Seriously, just rowing out to some empty island and having a drink or meditating is so amazing. I love doing it when my family comes to town cause it's just such a beautiful experience and it makes you appreciate the simple things that Florida has to offer (water, sun, and sand).

Not interested in people with bitter and hostile profiles. Aint nobody got time for that.