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33 F King of Prussia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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brb, moving to Maine.......
What I’m doing with my life
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Buying obscene amounts of band merch, scouring things unknown, enjoying roadtrips until the highways freeze over

This is the most open-minded I've been in my life and it's nice to live in an area that affords the luxury of trying so many new things -- as long as it doesn't involve insane physical exertion or anything super spicy, I'm game to try it :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dry humor, being far too excited about foods containing some quota of meat/cheese, tagging along to the art museum, drooling on you should we fall asleep while watching a movie
The first things people usually notice about me
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the cheeks.........if it's warm out, most likely my tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Spaceballs, Three Amigos, Big, Fight Club, Peter Pan, Waiting for Guffman, Spinal Tap, The Jerk, Tombstone, Sleepaway Camp trilogy, Mr. Mom -- any type of "smart" humor, or anything from the 70's/80's involving Steve Martin, Mel Brooks, or Chevy Chase

Books: Vonnegut (guilty of a "Cat's Cradle" tattoo), Seuss, Palahniuk, Silverstein, Keats

Food: I am a sucker for mexican food and seafood

Music: a random potpourri can include the following: Slugfest, Warpriest, Crowbar, Earth, Tribe Called Quest, Seven Sisters of Sleep, Beastie Boys, Cocksparrer, Bouncing Souls, Pallbearer, City & Colour, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Baroness, The Hope Conspiracy, Harm's Way, Spudmonsters, Biohazard, Sepultura, Mindset, Creepoid, Haymaker..........etc etc etc............I enjoy stoner metal, yet have never smoked weed.........

Music is my main form of entertainment - I go to multiple shows per week/month, so if I look a little familiar, maybe that's why
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Buddha, Cash, and Iggy (the fellas) ((my 3 cats))
flannel sheets
Strongbow - perhaps not a life necessity, but it's so tasty
christmas lights
the ability to walk outside and take a deep breath
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- building a log cabin in the woods while Bon Iver plays
- will my future husband dress up as Cochese for Halloween
- how much funnier Parks and Recreation can get
- what broken glass tastes like (kudos if you get this musical reference)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a show if one's going on - at the Colonial Theater - at home watching Fashion Police - potentially writing up a psych evaluation
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Darth Maul's bizarre

I have my three cats tattooed on me........potentially more bizarre
You should message me if
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You're as laid back as I am -- you could care less about spending lots of money to have a good time -- you enjoy the finer dining of Taco Bell/Waffle House -- you know who JD Roth is -- you can laugh at other people tripping -- you enjoy museums, the zoo, road trips, fresh air, and/or devonshires -- you don't let the world at large beat you down -- you appreciate the tiny things in life -- you have the ability to out-do me with Simpsons quotes

you'd let me watch Bronson on your big tv....