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TruffleAlmond

26 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
4′ 10″ (1.47m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty geeky and awkward, but I like to look at that as my endearing qualities. Although, I have been told I'm not as awkward as I think I am, but I have had plenty of Socially Awkward Penguin moments.
Here's a recent example of one of my awkward moments:
I was walking by a woman outside of Safeway who was asking for change. I prefer to give food so I went inside and got a couple apples. On my out I offered her an apple only to find out she "ain't got no teeth." Yeah, that was awkward and really, I had no idea she had no teeth until after I offered the apple.
Update: I did it again. I offered a bag of baby carrots to a guy with broken teeth. Oy! /facepalm
Oh, and I trip walking upstairs rather frequently.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm working full time and trying to figure out ways to keep myself busy. I really enjoy running which I figure will get me into shape for that upcoming zombie apocalypse. I also rock climb (like everyone else in this city apparently). Soo yeah, I'll be running away and climbing up things in a zombie apocalypse. I should probably learn archery/firing a crossbow and how to wield a claymore at some point.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Memorizing song lyrics and also figuring out song titles for those songs you don't know the names of.

Also, (figuratively and sometimes literally) choking when it comes to talking to people.

Losing pens.

Being adorable...and modest.

Killing spiders. Just kidding. I'm actually really good at freaking out and then slowly backing away from them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height! I'm a shorty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite shows: How I Met Your Mother, The Walking Dead, Being Human, Doctor Who, Torchwood, American Horror Story, Battlestar Galactica, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Daily Show, Tosh.0, Mad Men, Glee, Being Human

Favorite Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Harry Potter, LoTR, The Shawshank Redemption, TiMER, Hot Fuzz, Office Space, Super Troopers, V for Vendetta, Paris Je T'aime, Little Miss Sunshine, Love Actually, Thank You For Smoking, Cloverfield, 28 Days Later, Fido

Favorite Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Lovely Bones, East of Eden, Ender's Game, Salem's Lot, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Harry Potter, World War Z, Manthropology, Gray's Anatomy

I love comics! I have an affinity for Marvel comics so I'm really into the X-Men series. Right now I'm reading The Walking Dead, iZombie, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Favorite Music: I'd say I'm pretty open minded when it comes to different genres but artists I'm into now are:
Minus the Bear, The Naked and Famous, Skrillex, Ladytron, Thrice, The Appleseed Cast, The Glitch Mob, Muse, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Finch, Interpol, Deadmau5, Ellie Goulding, Two Door Cinema Club, Miike Snow, Passion Pit, Foster the People, Of Monsters and Men, Iron & Wine, The Gaslight Anthem, Metric, Florence + the Machine, Phantogram, Crystal Castles, Chvrches, Lorde

Favorite Food: I grew up in SoCal so pretty much all Mexican food. I'm really not very picky, so I love almost anything especially spicy food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone -- mostly for the utility of it and because knowing when I'm going to miss my train is super helpful. I don't even have Angry Birds on it.
My bag and all its contents
Friends/family
Tapatio A variety of hot sauces (though I do still love Tapatio)
Some sort of beverage
Your mom She stopped sending baked goods :/

Oh yeah, definitely those last three.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
•The meaning of life...42

•How often I actually say "actually," actually.

•Dancing in September

•What to eat for lunch and dinner.

•How to slip "right meow" into conversation.

•Toe side...oh, toe side.

•Windows 8 and the sheer amounts of suck that come with it. UGH!

•Where I left that pen.

•Climbing Mount Whitney. It's one of my goals. I'd like to do the sexy mountaineering route.

•The mutualistic symbiotic relationship between a tall person and a short person. Ex. 1: I alter my pants and give you the extra fabric for your pants. Ex. 2: I grab things on the bottom shelf for you and you grabs things on the top shelf for me. Ex. 3: You eat the portion of food I am unable to finish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with your mom...even though she stopped sending baked goods.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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•J'aime le pamplemousse.

•I have seen Plan 9 from Outer Space (part of it anyway).

•I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

•I still use my student ID to get discounts at museums and aquariums even though I graduated. Shhh!

I recently signed up for WoW. it was a trial account and I have not played since. I did sign up for HearthStone though and that's developed by Blizzard so I have, once again, fallen into their clutches.

•How excited I got seeing a loaf of bread.
You should message me if
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...you'd like to go on a bike ride. Maybe not for the first date, but I do like having company when biking.

...you're not one of these * and you get the reference. I like that so many of you think this is a Community reference, but I'm actually referencing Kurt Vonnegut here.

...you'd like to go rock climbing. I mostly boulder, but I'm getting into top rope climbing.