Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, welcome to my profile, and come on in. You have stumbled across
a woman that is *gasp* sane, intelligent, and has a good sense of
twisted humor. I am a fun loving BBW that is both open minded and
responsible. I very rarely meet a stranger when I am out and about.
If I see someone down I have to try to get them smile even if it is
only for a moment. I am also oddly the random stranger that people
will tell person secrets in the grocery line. If you need someone
that is loyal, happy, and cuddly, you have found the right woman.
What I’m doing with my life
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I feel lucky in my life. I've had my job for an amazing years. I
have my own home that I have good ideas for, but I'm only slowly
implementing. My immediate and extended family is amazing and I
don't know where I'd be without my support. I have slowly been
pursuing my degree for my dream job, but I am not stopping. Last
but not least, I've adopted a dog that is more puppy than the 4
years they tell me she has. She's a tornado that had actually
chewed her way out of a metal crate to get out. I never know what
to expect with her when I come home, but she is full of
unrestrained love and always willing to bring you her precious
squeaky toys. Like I said I am lucky.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I really wish I could say juggling because that would be awesome,
but it isn't so. However, I am an awesome listener and the keeper
of secrets. Plus, I really give a damn. If you want to know
something I can do though, I am craftastic in bursts, and I can
read tarot cards.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a friendly, and charismatic person. I enjoy making people
smile. Drawing people out of their shell makes me happy. It gives
me pleasure to give others pleasure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I devour books like other people would movies. I get lost in them
and I almost become the character for a bit. Lol, you would be
surprised what you learn from romanace novels besides the obvious
btw. I am not much of a movie watcher, but on the weekends at home
I am a Netfllix-a-holic. I gobble up crime shows, documentaries,
shows like Mythbusters or shows about the making of things.
Comedies have to be my favorite though, because laughing til I pee
is a unique experience. As far as food, I am allergic to tree nuts
and I have other allergies. I love italian food, mexican &
cuban food, and I love to try new restaurants. Plus, (except
vegetarians) who doesn't love a good burger?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) A house that is a home, (2) a good close family, (3) friends
that I can both laugh with and depend on, (4) honestly my Kindle,
(5) a good job that is rewarding, and (6) my dog that loves me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...what my future might bring. I want to finish school, tackle
those home projects, and find my true passions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I may work while most people are partying, but on Friday night I
might grab an adult beverage, sit around with friends (hopefully
around a fire), and bullshit about the craziness of the week. I am
up for switching it up, or getting my Netflix on with my cuddle
puppy. It all depends.
You should message me if
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.... you want a good friend, you want a good conversation, and of
course if you find me interesting.
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