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TrumpetClyde

28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Clyde. I'm here to meet, have good conversation and some fun adventures along the way.

I'm a musician. Born and raised in Brooklyn, and I wouldn't live
anywhere else!

If you seem cool and interesting, I'll send you a message and we'll
meet up for some good food, good drinks, and some great
conversation.

Of course, if you want to send ME a message, I won't complain!

For those of you who pay attention to this, I'm an ENTP.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a freelance trumpet player. I play anything from classical to
rock to funk to jazz. I also have 8 trumpet students (when they aren't away for the summer), and I'm a music librarian (it's as non-glamourous as it sounds). I work part-time at a musical instrument store, so if you need any deals on instruments, I'm your man! I also wrote an incredible (hopefully, haha) symphony, maybe I'll
let you hear it. :D

I live with my best friend and it's awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing trumpet, teaching music, having fun, being funny, putting a smile on no matter what! Some sports, board games, etc. I'm usually willing to try anything!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How big my smile is. Cheesy, but people are always telling me about what a cheerful face I have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"One Hundred Years of Solitude" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez;
anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Augusten Burroughs, Toni Morrison

Snatch, Fight Club, American Beauty, Crash, anything by
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, House of Cards, The Office, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, 30 Rock,
Chappelle's Show, South Park, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Scrubs, Alias, 24, American Horror Story, and many more.

Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, The Toasters (I'm a trumpet
player. I like ska.), Muse, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Queen, David
Bowie, SPARKS, Earth, Wind, and Fire, Stevie Wonder, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Michael Jackson, Prince, Rick James, George Clinton, The
Temptations. Gimme funk, Motown, or R&B, and I'll be happy.

Mahler, R. Strauss, Shostakovich, Tchaikovsky, Stravinsky, Rimsky-Korsakov, Beethoven, Saint-Saens, Berlioz, Respighi, Verdi, Puccini, Schubert, Debussy, Ravel, Massenet, Copland, Bernstein

Clifford Brown, Charles Mingus, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Freddie Hubbard,
Maynard Ferguson, Sarah Vaughan, Ella Fitzgerald, Count Basie, Duke Ellington, John Coltrane

Run D.M.C., Biggie Smalls, Tupac, Jay-Z, Kanye West before 808s and Heartbreak, if it's rap, I need a good flow and at least a substantial message.

I'll try most foods once!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My trumpet/performing/music in general
Mom's cooking (which I miss dearly)
The internet
Sex
My family/friends
The various "chicken" impressions of the Bluth Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to put the final tweaks on my symphony, and what I'm going to write next. Any suggestions on what my next piece should represent?

Why the creators of informercials think that people will actually sit through them.

Why I'm always up late enough to watch horrible infomercials.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town with my friends or playin a gig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a HUGE music nerd.

That sounds like nothing, but you should see me at a NY Philharmonic concert...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a sweet girl who can hold her own in a conversation :)

You like spontaneity. One of my birthdays included a fried chicken place (I know, I know), and getting drunk, but in between, there were several games of Rock Em Sock Em Robots. Intense games.

You like to drink. Not like a frat boy, but you should at least appreciate a good beer or cocktail.

You have a profound appreciation for music.

I only care so much about match percentages. I've met 95+% matches who turned out to be boring in person, and I've met women who were a 65% match or less that I've had wonderful dates with. It's all about getting to know someone.