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Trumpetcleaner

38 Leeds, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Johnny, a completely non-typical bloke working as a creative manager in Leeds. If you're nosy you can see some of my crap at www.trumpetcleaner.co.uk

Single and looking to get back into dating, having some fun and eventually starting something more long term. I'm easy going, open-minded, imaginative, I wear really cool glasses, I make a great shopping companion (very good at holding multiple hanger loads of clothing) and an adventurous heart.

I recently moved into my groovy flat in the city centre which I lovingly dubbed my 'Fortress of solitude'. :D It's a nice semi-penthouse overlooking the canal so good for chilling out.

When I step out of my design shoes I'm either illustrating T-shirts, gaming, hitting the town or hanging with buddies. Then to ensure I see plenty of natural light I spend time walking or cycling about the local countryside laughing at sheep or shivering in a tent (but loving every minute). Also looking forward to more travels so look out world, here I come!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Designing stuff (websites mostly) and trying to get people to buy my mobile game Mole Warfare (shameless plug there). Outside of work I'm sorting out my new flat, aiming to keep it spacious with just the right amount of hippy nonsense around the place. I need a couch next, I'm feeling the lack of slouch-age at the moment!

Also hoping to get about the world some more, make more T-shirts, write / illustrate a comic that's been festering in my beautiful head for far too long and get back on the dating scene. Above all I crave new experiences and, ideally, someone to share them with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hopefully designing stuff or I'll be making clients very angry!

I'm good at listening, talking about weird / daft stuff one second and heavy, philosopical crap the next and giggling uncontrollably at 'McDonalds Insanity' videos (look it up on YouTube if you can be arsed). Well versed in the bedroom arts too hehe.

For the rest, you'll have to buy me a beer and relax my tongue :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe my obsession with the 80s.

My non-Yorkshire accent (even though I definitely see myself as a Stark, not a Lannister!).

I'm told I have 'kind eyes'. Someone once said that they, 'couldn't imagine me being angry', which I thought was nice :) That said though, I do like a good debate!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
blah blah blah, what a tedious question.

Oh go on then, here's a few of each:

Books: Terry Pratchett, The God Delusion, Preacher (graphic novels), Judge Dredd and lots of other comics!

Movies: Blade Runner, Local Hero, Witness, Taxi Driver, Before Sunrise & Sunset, Angel-A, 80s movies in general (especially John Hughes' teen romance flicks). More recently: Lost In Translation, Moonrise Kindgom, Avengers Assemble, Kick Ass.

Shows: I don't watch much TV (or even own one) cos it's saturated with brain melting sh*te but I like The Ricky Gervais show, stand up comedy, Game of Thrones, Buffy The Vampire Slayer(ha ha) and some other sci fi.

Music: All kinds of stuff. Especially electronic and (drum roll) 80s stuff! Recently been listening to a lot of rare 60s / 70s stuff. Love Animal Collective for their zany, experimenting and music for fun rather than pleasing the middle of the road mainstream crowd. Radiohead, Pulp, Flaming Lips.... It's pointless listing em all. I fall asleep to ambient stuff (or the sound of rain) most nights too zzzzzz

Food: Sorry but it's a boring question so meh. I like all sorts of stuff. Not peas though. They're just... evil.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and family, music, the countryside, my imagination, baths, love and lurve making hee hee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What cool stuff I can do with my life next :D Which festivals to go to, what walks to do, which country to visit, if true love even exists, if the 80s will ever come back, if time travel is possible so I can go back to the 80s or 60s, if Richard Dawkins should become ruler of the planet, why Dr Who has become so dire, why so many movies have to be in headache inducing 3D, whether or not social networking will destroy civilisation, why some people insist on eating so loudly like the guy sat opposite me at work this morning, oh and the six things from my list above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hitting the town, trying to find quirky places that aren't as bland as the alternative orrrr eating Pizza and watching a movie if I'm feeling lazy. I don't really want the 'typical Friday' syndrome though, I'd happily go to a play, jump about at a gig, be sh*t at bowling etc etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love shopping at Lush and regularly buy things for the bath :D There's much saucier stuff but that's my ammunition for truth or dare!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You look like Velma from Scooby Doo - Sexiest geek girl ever!

Seriously though, if you're looking for someone genuine who has more than a couple of brain cells to rub together, is very affectionate, is not the stereotypical 'lad' and doesn't know when to stop a ridiculously long sentence, then message me :)

You're looking for someone to go on long walks with in the countryside, and travel to strange foreign lands.

Also if you like listening to things like this > Vidna Obmana "Over clouds" (You can find it on Youtube)