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Trumpetcleaner

37 M Leeds, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name is Johnny, a completely non-typical bloke working as a designer in Leeds (the jewel of the north perhaps?). I'm currently stuck living in Baildon but hopefully moving to Leeds before long :D If you're nosy you can see some of my crap at www.trumpetcleaner.co.uk

When I step out of my design shoes I'm either illustrating T-shirts, gaming, hitting the town or hanging with buddies. Then to ensure I see plenty of natural light I spend time walking or cycling about the local countryside laughing at sheep or shivering in a tent (but loving every minute). Also looking forward to more travels so look out world, here I come!

Single and looking to get back into dating, having some fun and eventually starting something more long term!
What I’m doing with my life
Designing stuff (websites mostly) and building a mobile game with moles (that is, a game with moles in it). Outside of work I'm invading my brother's flat until the big move into a swanky apartment in leeds (fingers crossed). Like Kal El I need my fortress of solitude. Can't wait to get it and fill it with hippy nonsense.

Also hoping to get about the world some more, make more T-shirts, write / illustrate a comic that's been festering in my beautiful head for far too long and get back on the dating scene. Above all I crave new experiences and, ideally, someone to share them with.
I’m really good at
Hopefully designing stuff or I'll be making clients very angry! I'm good at listening, talking about weird / daft stuff one second and heavy, philosopical crap the next and giggling uncontrollably at 'McDonalds Insanity' videos (look it up on YouTube if you can be arsed).

I'm also a great listener and.. well you'll have to discover the rest yourself ;D
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo? Or perhaps my obsession with the 80s.

My non-Yorkshire accent (even though I definitely see myself as a Stark, not a Lannister!).

I'm told I have 'kind eyes'. Someone once said that they 'couldn't imagine me being angry' which I thought was nice :) That said though, I do like a good debate!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
blah blah blah, what a tedious question.

Oh go on then, here's a few of each:

Books: Terry Pratchett, The God Delusion, Preacher (graphic novels), Judge Dredd and lots of other comics!

Movies: Blade Runner, Local Hero, Witness, Taxi Driver, Before Sunrise & Sunset, Angel-A, 80s movies in general (especially John Hughes' teen romance flicks). More recently: Lost In Translation, Moonrise Kindgom, Avengers Assemble, Kick Ass.

Shows: I don't watch much TV (or even own one) cos it's saturated with brain melting sh*te but I like The Ricky Gervais show, stand up comedy, Game of Thrones, Buffy The Vampire Slayer(ha ha) and some other sci fi.

Music: All kinds of stuff. Especially electronic and (drum roll) 80s stuff! Recently been listening to a lot of rare 60s / 70s stuff. Love Animal Collective for their zany, experimenting and music for fun rather than pleasing the middle of the road mainstream crowd. Radiohead, Pulp, Flaming Lips.... It's pointless listing em all. I fall asleep to ambient stuff (or the sound of rain) most nights too zzzzzz

Food: MEAT.... Sorry but it's a boring question so meh. I like all sorts of stuff. Not peas though. They're just... evil.
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family, music, the countryside, my imagination, baths, love and lurve making hee hee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What cool stuff I can do with my life next :D Which festivals to go to, what walks to do, which country to visit, if true love even exists, if the 80s will ever come back, if time travel is possible so I can go back to the 80s or 60s, if Richard Dawkins should become ruler of the planet, why Dr Who has become so dire, why so many movies have to be in headache inducing 3D, whether or not social networking will destroy civilisation, why some people insist on eating so loudly like the guy sat opposite me at work this morning, oh and the six things from my list above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hitting the town, trying to find quirky places that aren't as bland as the alternative orrrr eating Pizza and watching a movie if I'm feeling lazy. I don't really want the 'typical Friday' syndrome though, I'd happily go to a play, jump about at a gig, be sh*t at bowling etc etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love shopping at Lush and regularly buy things for the bath :D There's much saucier stuff but that's my ammunition for truth or dare!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you've read the above and think 'phwoar he's a bit tasty!' or 'Hmm he looks like shaggy but hey, I'm a big Scooby fan anyway!! woohoo'

Seriously though, if you're looking for someone genuine who has more than a couple of brain cells to rub together, is very affectionate, is not the stereotypical 'lad' and doesn't know when to stop a ridiculously long sentence, then message me :)

Also if you like listening to things like this > Vidna Obmana "Over clouds" (You can find it on Youtube)