Human

Living the dream. But truthfully, painting, working at a coffee shop, studying and smoking THE REEFER.

Playing flute and painting and building. Also I can conversate pretty adeptly. Oh and I have super powers; with one look into my eyes I melt even the coldest heart!

I know it goes without saying but this is an incredibly shallow and ineffective way to sum up a human being. To me this is just a different way to get the ball rolling so I'll respond to even a simple hello.

I have so many amazing features who's to know? I feel like what people notice first is that their breath has left them while gazing upon my visage.

"I knew a man who hung dry wall he hung it mighty quick
a trip or two to the blue room would help him do they trick
his foreman'd pat him on the back whenever he would come around
'cuz these damn blue collard tweakers are the back bone of this town.

The flame that burns twice as bright burns only half as long
My eyes are growing weary as I finalize this song
So sit back and have a cup of joe and watch the wheels spin round
'cuz these damn blue collar tweekers have always run this town."

-Les Claypool

My sight
My hearing
My taste
My sexual organs (for pleasure)
My connection to the universe
Chocolate.

Who do you trust?! Will they feed us the womb?!

I often wonder what it's like to be a woman on this site and actually receive messages.

Furiously masturbating with the lights off

Most of all he needs the funk, Lord help him find the funk

I still remember that night. Kneeling in front of my fire place it transformed into an alter. A sacred place of connection, my family around me I was reborn. I thanked God for this opportunity. I thanked my teacher. And I understood my purpose. I wept openly at the ever-lasting duality of joy and pain, constant growth and entropy.

You are a strong opinionated woman, that turns me on.