- I'm in for the long haul in a masters degree creative writing program. If an English major is a turn off for you, you clearly haven't met any that are as debonair as me.
There's nothing better than a beautiful woman...except a beautiful woman with tattoos and piercings :P

Desperately attempting to assimilate into the FBI's X-files division...

Using the internet in an attempt to find a girlfriend.

Writing,
telling stories,
building things,
keeping promises,
making pie charts and eating them,
remembering faces,
and forgetting dates.

Eyes or tattoos

Books: Vonnegut, Orwell, Pahalniuk, George R.R. Martin, Crichton, Dawkins, American Psycho, The Prestige, House of Leaves, Dune, (some) Stephen King, Atwood, anything and everything by <3Poe<3, Les Miserables, +++

Movies: Star Wars....
No Country for Old Men
Fight Club
Braveheart
Gladiator
Momento
The Fountain
Akira
Howl's Moving Castle
The Matrix

Shows: Scrubs, The Simpsons, Futurama, Archer, Frisky Dingo, Community, Californication, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop

Music: Lamb of god, Between the buried and Me, Bullet for my valentine, All that Remains, Trivium, Metallica, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, The Honorary Title, The Fray, Dashboard Confessional, Journey TOOL, Tuvan throat singing, and smashing pots and pans together.

Food: The edible kind (no veggies / no chocolate )

1. Literature
2. Caffeine
3. Humor
4. Friends
5. Sarcasm
6. Self expression
7. Lists that exceed six

Where are all of the sour patch parents..?

Working and then either watching Netflix or lurking on Reddit...or both!

I really want to cuddle with you.

you want to cuddle.