"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future" _Oscar Wilde

I really don't even know why I'm on this site. I'm not really expecting anything, but its worth a try.

In a nutshell I'm 28, I'm a hard worker, intelligent, funny, love to travel, sometimes sarcastic (okay a lot of the time), active, and I'm kind of a dork. I am also one of the most down to earth and understanding people you will ever meet/ talk to. (But don't mistake my kindness for weakness)

Most of my free time is spent with my friends. My friends are awesome and are just like another family, and fun to be around they keep me grounded and quick to call bullshit (as am I...seriously I have no time for BS)

Also, I have several tattoos (five to be exact, and YES I want more). If you aren't into a woman with ink than you best look someplace else.

I like the fact I'm a little off beat, I find the mundane boring as hell. I'm over the bar/ club scene (maybe once in a while) , not to mention my schedule with work tends to limit my free time.

"I'm going crazy
Cause there are things in the streets I don't believe
So we'll pretend it's alright and stay in for the night
Oh what a world
I'll keep you safe here with me"

Working hard and playing harder

Work: I work two jobs, one for a coffee company(doing it for the insurance lol) and I'm good at what I do and the other is my DREAM job, I work as an Esthetican for a Medical Spa. I Love It, and there is always something to learn.

Study: you will be pleased to know I just finished or graduated from school for Esthetics. ( if you don't know what that is, than please ask me). I am so excited to be finished, and now it's all about prepping for my state board exams in the spring.
Also I have my bachelors in Sociology.

Play: as I said before my free time ( though limited) is spent with friends and family. I'm always up for trying something new, and I am the type of person who can go out or stay in.

With my hands, i guess i would have to be in my profession, putting others at ease. I have been told i have a talent for that. :)
making stupid jokes/ laughing (either at myself or with others)
sarcasm...no way. Yes I'm a smart ass, I wouldn't want to be any other way.
cooking....yes I can cook
being spontaneous, sometimes you have to be.
AND BEING AWESOME(duh)

my eyes (they are mostly green, but i have been told they can look blue)
my smile
tattoos?

Other then that you'd have to tell me.

Books:
I love to read in my down time, anything that is interesting. my favorite books are The perks of being a wallflower, Choke, Fight Club and anything written by Truman Capote, or Anne Rice.

Movies:
I love movies!
The dumb comedies/ horror are my favorite genres. But I really enjoy watching indepenedt films.
Some of my favorites are:
My Cousin Vinny, Airplane, Fight Club, The Boondocks Saints, Nightmare on Elm Street, Insidious, Nightmare Before Christmas, Repo the Genetic Opera, the Devil's Carnival , Gangs of New York, anything Disney, Star Wars (yes I know what that is) and Breakfast at Tiffany"s, Mallrats, Clerks, Catfish, midnight in Paris.

Shows:
DVR is the greatest thing ever!
Catfish the TV show House, Law and Order SVU, Curb your Enthusiasm, family guy, Intervention, American Horror Story, Portlandia Game of Thrones.

Music:
I don't think i could ever live without it. Music is sanity to me
I am rather eclectic when it comes to the music i listen to, one minute I'm listening to Frank Sinatra, and the next I'm playing Killswitch. My favorite types include mostly rock, metal/ hardcore and indie \m/

Favorite bands: Breaking Benjamin, Paramore, Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, Touche Amore, Saliva, Sublime, 311, Avenged Sevenfold, Incubus, All that Remains, Underoath, Nirvana, Times of Grace, Slipknot, silver sun pickups, Florence and the machine, Coldplay, We Came as Romans,In This Moment etc.

Food:
i love Italian food and sushi.

I am really into keeping my mind and body healthy. Not gonna lie I have curves, I'm not a stick figure, but I am healthy.
I go to the gym a few times a week, and I am into yoga/mediation and I like going on walks with my dogs or by myself in the woods.

family
friends
adventure (you can have them everyday)
cell phone (cause I can't remember phone numbers)
music
laughter (life is too short to take it too seriously)

the future.... where will I be and who will I be with...
(doesn't everybody think of that?)
...has the world gone crazy or is it me?...
(might be just me, but I could be wrong)
...what would happen if pinky and the brain actually took over the world

you get the idea

probably working...but if I'm off then I'm either out with some friends on some random adventure or I am at home, watching a movie or curled up with a good book movie cuddling with my kitten.

I can go out or stay in, I adapt.

I hate clowns...i have no idea why...
I have a weird fascination with zombies and the macabre.
I am a hopeless romantic, trapped in a pessimistic's body.

- you have a job
- you have a car
- you don't do drugs
- you aren't a complete psycho
-you can guess the name of the song the lyrics in my profile are taken from ;)

If you think you are able to make me smile or more importantly if you think you can make me laugh...

I don't do random hookups or fwb