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31 Kingston, Ontario, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 31–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 8
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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schlepping mostly

oh wait. I forgot, I'm gaming the system.

yoga. running. fun. girl. sexy. petite. tea. blond. pilates. adventure. happy. cute. wine. positive. joke. curls. redhead. bubbly. epic. career. curvy. money. healthy. beer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
disabling my account and then restoring it in 3 week cycles, all year round.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I hear "I thought you were mad but then you started laughing" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Vonnegut, Murakami, McCarthy (Blood Meridian and Suttree in particular), Ondaatje, Steinbeck, Fanon, La Femme Nikita, Park Chan Wook, Lars von Trier, GOT, The Walking Dead, Luther,
TV on the Radio, Bill Callahan, Jaar, Silver Jews, All jazz from 1959...kale, quinoa, steak, Nova Scotian baking, homemade Trinidadian hot sauce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
this prompt is dumb. there's no frame of reference, which invites 90% of you to say "air."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
glitterbugs and fairy dew.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
masturbating and eating gummy bears.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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in my last life I was killed with an axe. I still have the scar on my head.
You should message me if
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you have more to say than "hey"