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TrySomethngTwice

30 Montreal, Quebec, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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DEAR USER: We regret to inform you that okcupid.com is no longer an active domain. It is gone. Blotto. Zip. Zilch. We, Anonymous, know what you're thinking, "I'll just go on a different online dating site." Nope! We thought of that too. We crafted an algorithm that removes every period (.) from the markup language of every dating site known to humankind. Overnight, your portal to love, loss and lasciviousness has been annihilated, blasted to nonsensical data like the trivial dust it always was. You see, we believe that women deserve living, breathing men (or women). Men who don't represent themselves with shirtless mirror selfies or in dimly lit bars, using girls like garnish. We believe men deserve women who hold your gaze, stare you down, lick your wounds. We believe you should find each other based on your swagger/gentlemanly gait/harried limp rather than frantically tapping on mobile devices with the anaemic fingers of the dispossessed. We are convinced that the true path to happiness for all is to return to a time when we were each valued for our diction and demeanor rather than — aaand then I woke up.
What I’m doing with my life
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schlepping mostly

oh wait. I forgot, I'm gaming the system.

yoga. running. fun. girl. sexy. petite. tea. blond. pilates. adventure. happy. cute. wine. positive. joke. curls. redhead. bubbly. epic. career. curvy. money. healthy. beer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
disabling my account and then restoring it in 3 week cycles, all year round.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hear "I thought you were mad but then you started laughing" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anne Michaels, Taiaiake Alfred, Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian and Suttree, in particular), Ondaatje, Steinbeck, Fanon, La Femme Nikita, Park Chan Wook, Lars von Trier, The Walking Dead, Luther
That Handsome Devil, Bill Callahan, Jimmy Cousins, Kin, Silver Jews, All jazz from 1959
kale, quinoa, steak, Nova Scotian baking, homemade Trinidadian hot sauce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
this prompt is dumb. there's no frame of reference, which for some reason invites 90% of you to say "air".
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the ugh and the ew and the weird of it all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
masturbating and eating gummi bears.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
in my last life I was killed with an axe. I still have the scar on my head.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're nauseated by predictability.

NB: I don't respond to "hi" or short messages that add little or nothing to "hi", such as "hi there" or "how are you today." make an effort. I certainly did.

And dear God, people. Don't message me about my Friday night. I get it. It's hot. Move ooooon.