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30 F Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:13am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"DEAR USER: We regret to inform you that is no longer an active domain. It is gone. Blotto. Zip. Zilch. We, Anonymous, know what you're thinking, "I'll just go on a different online dating site." Nope! We thought of that too. We crafted an algorithm that removes every period (.) from the markup language of every dating site known to humankind. Overnight, your portal to love, loss and lasciviousness has been annihilated, blasted to nonsensical data like the trivial dust it always was. You see, we believe that women deserve real men (or women). Men who don't need to represent themselves with shirtless mirror selfies or in dimly lit bars, using girls like a garnish. We believe men deserve women who hold your gaze, stare you down, then lick your wounds. We believe you should find each other based on your swagger/gentlemanly gait/harried limp rather than frantically tapping on mobile devices with the anaemic fingers of the dispossessed. We are convinced that the true path to happiness for all is to return to a time when we were each valued for our diction and demeanor rather than—" And then I woke up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Meeting with new clients, filling out quotes, practicing yoga, vacillating between cleansing and drinking everything, getting up early, running...single stuff, I guess. I sound like a guy. I'm kind of a guy. My friends say that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Disabling my account and then restoring it in 3 week cycles, all year round.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a small person. not short, exactly, I just don't take up a lot of space in the world. tiny hands and feet. Ray Charles would be all over this shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anne Michaels
Taiaiake Alfred
Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian and Suttree, in particular)
Michael Ondaatje
John Steinbeck

La Femme Nikita
3 Extremes
The Vengeance Trilogy by Park Chan Wook
Kurosawa (esp. The Lower Depths: arguably the first instance of beatboxing the world has ever seen)

All HBO series, esp. Treme and The Wire
The Walking Dead
The Good Wife...I don't know why

Music (yper-important):
That Handsome Devil
Bill Callahan
Beach House
ETK (I'd say stereolab, but I'd be lying)
Cat Power
TV on the Radio (Young Liars espesh)
Nicolas Jaar
Kurt Vile
Silver Jews
All jazz from 1959

kale & quinoa
Nova Scotian baking
homemade Trinidadian hot sauce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This prompt is dumb. There's no frame of reference, which for some reason invites 90% of you to say "air".
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether Paris Hilton is the modern day Peggy Guggenheim. Except for the slight difference that Paris has not actually done anything to benefit her friends, or like... humanity. But they both have rich daddies, swan around in nice clothes ordering drinks, and everyone knows who they are. They produce cultural content just by breathing. Oooo! Are they Essential artists?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Masturbating and eating gummi bears. Just kidding. I don't eat candy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tried to fight a guy in a club once because he kept grabbing at my ass. it was a pretty flaccid punch. I actually apologized to him. not for the act of aggression, but because the punch was so pathetic. I made that clear. I used hand gestures and emphatic language to really flesh out the reason for my feelings of regret. It was a weird scene. I try not to think about it.
You should message me if
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You're nauseated by predictability.
You experience physically your abhorrence of toe shoes.
You think carefully about how your actions and words effect other people.