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29 Troy, MI Gender Nonconforming, Cis Man, Other

Gender Nonconforming, Cis Man, Other

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual, Demisexual, Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A crumb of subjective experience suspended in flesh, in the air, in nothingness. I recently came into being, and soon I will disappear forever.

Some kind of weird creepy guy who sits around doing weird creepy things all day long.

I'm introverted and contemplative, lazy and clever. I'm a recluse and a hipster and a primate and a human, and I'm just trying to exist comfortably in a world teeming with unprepossessingly large spiders and moths.

It's inherently bizarre and somewhat alarming that I even exist. Humans are apes that learned how to be pretentious, and I really do think in those terms most of the time. I feel disconnected from the baroque conceptual framework attending the prevailing culture's demands and norms.

I don't think any part of me is a soul or a god or chakras or a spiritual self, and the realness, the totalness and immediacy of my physical world induces me to love it with all my heart.

I drink vast heaps of coffee and process long hours of solitude. I'm a crazy cat gentleman, and I have absolutely no respect for any tradition, institution, profession or class other than sentient beings.

I'm subtle. It's never made quite explicit whether I'm a hero or one of the villains.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Becoming the Compassion Buddha.

I deliver sandwiches for money, then I use the money to buy gas, then I use the gas to deliver sandwiches.

I spend my time educating myself, thinking about history, meditating, scheming, dreaming, chilling, deconstructing, complaining about society, attending haute soirees with my extensive network of cool friends, and envisioning colored squares.

I sing and play the guitar, and it's pretty decent. I do other art, and it's probably bad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Perception, cognition, meta-cognition, analyzing phenomena, intellectual syncretism, introspection, logic, sex, singing, giving incredibly good relationship advice, narrative criticism, seeing the big picture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Obviously Jewish.

"This guy's probably not a serial killer, but you honestly never know"

"A strange combination of awkward and confident"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fiction, philosophy, theology, comics
Jodorowski, horror, art, musicals, animation
Educational, drama, cartoons, journalism, thrones, clones
Music: You probably haven't heard of it
Food: PBR
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Numbers, objects, ego, agency, separation, zen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My individual cells.
My own death.
What is the fundamental nature of reality?
How can we get rational people to understand the utility of compassion?
How can we elect leaders who are scientists and philosophers instead of lawyers, politicians and CEOs?
How can we move beyond nation-states?
What is my cat thinking right now?
What is it like to be my cat?
How can I become more like my cat?
Can I get away with naming my next cat "The Jews"?
Who is "Iggy Azalea"???
Music, words and phrases. Did I make these or steal them?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shopping at Meijer. I purposefully buy only a few items, so I can go to Meijer more often.

PT Cruisin' in my car, Bosie.

Reading through literally all of your public questions and judging you accordingly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In the future I will invent time travel and go back in time to meet Karl Marx, but I will accidentally land the time machine on him, crushing every bone in his body. In order to save history, I will ~become~ him and live out the rest of my days long before my own birth, inventing Marxism in the process. You're welcome.
You should message me if
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You are weird and chill, and you like the same things in other people.

If you know that nothing exists from its own side.

If you want to do some of this.

I only trust people who like cats.

No to Bible shit, Ayn Rand, social conservatism, bigotry. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Yes to compassion, kindness, intelligence, wisdom, humor, science, art, philosophy, feminism, bonus points if you will let me use your netflix account.
Or if you want to start a band.

Just so you know, I have a couple of awesome, serious relationships with a couple of seriously awesome ladies.

I wouldn't say I'm "looking for" anything in particular, but I'm always open to meeting new people to chat or hang or whatever.
But actually, that's kind of a lie -- I'm really bad about responding to messages. Sorry if it takes me a week, or if I just never do it. It's not necessarily because I don't like you.
But it could be.