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28 Albuquerque, NM Gender Nonconforming, Cis Man, Other

Gender Nonconforming, Cis Man, Other

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Straight, Sapiosexual, Demisexual, Queer
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A crumb of subjective experience suspended in flesh, in the air, in nothingness. I recently came into being, and soon I will disappear forever.

Some kind of weird creepy guy who sits around doing weird creepy things all day long.

I'm really, really introverted.
But don't get me wrong, I still like humans, when their numbers and proximity are within acceptable parameters. Interaction reinforces introspection.
Let's realtalk!

INTP with a strong F. I'm skeptical of personality theory's ultimate usefulness, but it's a fun game.

Humans are basically apes who learned how to be pretentious. With that in mind, I try to keep things in perspective.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Becoming the Compassion Buddha.

I deliver sandwiches for money, then I use the money to buy gas, then I use the gas to deliver sandwiches.

I spend most of my free time being a recluse and a hipster. I also have a perverse addiction to historical documentaries and academic lectures. Who knows how much of it I even retain, but learning is magical.

I want to learn cool stuff and do fun things and have everyone be nice to each other all the time.

I sing and play the guitar, and it's pretty decent. I do other art, and it's probably bad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Perception, cognition, meta-cognition, introspection, logic, sex, singing, giving incredibly good relationship advice, seriously, remaining calm, seeing the big picture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Obviously Jewish.

"A strange combination of awkward and confident".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fiction, philosophy, theology, comics
Jodorowski, horror, art, musicals, animation
Educational, drama, cartoons, journalism, thrones, clones
Music: You probably haven't heard of it
Food: PBR
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Numbers, objects, ego, agency, separation, zen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perception, consciousness, reality, change, death, knowledge, religion, human behavior, the absurdity of post-modern society, the illusory nature of reality, my individual cells (I am their elected representative).

Whether I can get away with naming my next cat "The Jews".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shopping at Meijer. I purposefully buy only a few items, so I can go to Meijer more often.

PT Cruisin' in my car, Bosie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In the future I will invent time travel and go back in time to meet Karl Marx, but I will accidentally land the time machine on him, crushing every bone in his body. In order to save history, I will ~become~ him and live out the rest of my days long before my own birth, inventing Marxism in the process. You're welcome.
You should message me if
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You are weird and chill, and you like the same things in other people.

No to Bible shit, Ayn Rand, social conservatism, bigotry. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Yes to compassion, kindness, intelligence, wisdom, humor, science, art, philosophy, feminism, bonus points if you will let me use your netflix account.
Or if you want to start a band.

Just so you know, I have a couple of awesome, serious relationships with a couple of seriously awesome ladies.

I wouldn't say I'm "looking for" anything in particular, but I'm always open to meeting new people to chat or hang or whatever.
But actually, that's kind of a lie -- I'm really bad about responding to messages. Sorry if it takes me a week, or if I just never do it. It's not necessarily because I don't like you.
But it could be.