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TryUsingBees

28 M Troy, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
A crumb of subjective experience suspended in flesh, in the air, in nothingness. I recently came into being, and soon I will disappear forever.

Some kind of weird creepy guy who sits around doing weird creepy things all day long.

I'm really, really introverted.
But don't get me wrong, I still like humans, when their numbers and proximity are within acceptable parameters. Interaction reinforces introspection.
Let's realtalk!

INTP with a strong F. I'm skeptical of personality theory's ultimate usefulness, but it's a fun game.

Humans are basically apes who learned how to be pretentious. With that in mind, I try to keep things in perspective.
What I’m doing with my life
I deliver sandwiches for money, then I use the money to buy gas, then I use the gas to deliver sandwiches.

I spend most of my free time being a recluse and a hipster. I also have a perverse addiction to historical documentaries and academic lectures. Who knows how much of it I even retain, but learning is magical.

I want to learn cool stuff and do fun things and have everyone be nice to each other all the time.

I sing and play the guitar, and it's pretty decent. I do other art, and it's probably bad.
I’m really good at
Perception, cognition, meta-cognition, introspection, logic, sex, singing, giving incredibly good relationship advice, seriously, remaining calm, seeing the big picture.
The first things people usually notice about me
Obviously Jewish.

"A strange combination of awkward and confident".

Current: My facial hair is simply out of control.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fiction, philosophy, theology, comics
Horror, art, musicals, animation
Educational, drama, cartoons, journalism, Adventure Time!
Music: You probably haven't heard of it
Food: PBR
The six things I could never do without
Numbers, objects, ego, agency, separation, zen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Perception, consciousness, reality, change, death, knowledge, religion, human behavior, the absurdity of post-modern society, the illusory nature of reality, my individual cells.

Whether I can get away with naming my next cat "The Jews".
On a typical Friday night I am
Shopping at Meijer. I purposefully buy only a few items, so I can go to Meijer more often.

PT Cruisin' in my car, Bosie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In the future I will invent time travel and go back in time to meet Karl Marx, but I will accidentally land the time machine on him, crushing every bone in his body. In order to save history, I will ~become~ him and live out the rest of my days long before my own birth, inventing Marxism in the process. You're welcome.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are weird and chill, and you like the same things in other people.

No to Bible shit, Ayn Rand, social conservatism, bigotry. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Yes to compassion, kindness, intelligence, wisdom, humor, science, art, philosophy, feminism, bonus points if you will let me use your netflix account.
Or if you want to start a band.

Just so you know, I have a couple of awesome, serious relationships with a couple of seriously awesome ladies.

I wouldn't say I'm "looking for" anything in particular, but I'm always open to meeting new people to chat or hang or whatever.
But actually, that's kind of a lie -- I'm really bad about responding to messages. Sorry if it takes me a week, or if I just never do it. It's not necessarily because I don't like you.
But it could be.