Im giving okcupid one more week.. okay two more weeks... okay fine, maybe three but only if you're really really nice and your hair smells like wonderful! If I met someone special here or anywhere that I fell for, I would cancel okStupid immediately, would you?
I moved back home to ny from Santa Monica 4 years ago about, and I’m still looking for the above average, possibly high strung neurotic New York woman or transplant just the same, hopefully with penchants for fine food or a food truck, Yankee games or a broadway play, and of course the occasional Sunday afternoon nap in the spoon position.
Being able to string a sentence together is an important requisite for the online dating world but I’m more of a talker than a typist, more of a Jameson than a gymnast, more of a Bukowski than a Baudelaire, but I digress. There’s really no substitute for a woman who loves to laugh, smiles at me and is willing to teach me a thing or two in the process. Lets meet! A couple drinks or a few cookies might do the trick. Hopefully you’re not afraid to get your hands dirty.
i have broad tastes and while i have spent many years meandering around the office setting I am also quite the able beach goer.. whether its campsite cusine or your kitchen, i have been known to dazzle... Ballgame or Broadway; Ryan Adams or Duran Duran; a tailored suit or tee-shirt & jeans; helping out those in need (people or animals) or laughing at people indeed......
Do you like pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain? If your into yoga and u have half a brain... If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape... Your the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape! eh, i just feel like havin a margarita at the beach... you?
Anyway I moved back here almost 4 years ago after almost 20 years away from the Empire State... and I'm gonna be here for 30 years or so lol, any ways I'm looking for someone that enjoys enjoying things!
i like skiing, tennis, soccer, watermelon & coconuts, taking naps, hugs, massage, great food, ski & sun trips, FOOD!! yumm.. Lol..... let's talk lol.... we gotta click first before even a drink or a friendly tennis match lol ... Talk to me and u'll know all u want to know, plus some extra info here and there.. I'm not much for typing, I love to talk! love to listen too lol... I am easy going and like to smile and laugh im looking for someone who is not a liar or a user. if you are a man posing as a girl please dont waste my time and try and "trick" me...unfortunately for you I'm not easily fooled lol
i should mention that yes I have retired twice, and yes i still work so yes i have a job :P