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  • Ages 18-40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 19
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Sanskrit (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I love dogs, and I don't mind cats. In my opinion the best cat is a heavyset to morbidly obese one. think Garfield, but not such a sarcastic asshole.

I am looking for any and every pleasure in life. From experiencing new musical acts in concert to trying out new types of food; i love to explore new fun things.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a passion for yoga, and am currently teaching yoga throughout the city of Chicago. Every class is a wonderful learning experience. India is a dream destination of mine. Before that far East journey I'd like to travel to South America first. Check out Machu Pichu or investigate Rio and their Carnival.

I have a degree in Food Science and Human Nutrition, and I'm looking to go back to school around Chicago for my masters in Nutrition...someday. I'd like to be a nutritional guide to anyone that needs assistance in living a healthy long lasting life.
I love to mix up my diet.
I don't discriminate against foods. I try not to see foods as "good" or "bad". Everything is fine and dandy in moderation. A simple rule of thumb to live by. Life would be terribly boring to live being hyper diligent in what to and to not eat. I've dabbled in vegetarian diets from time to time, and am interested in trying out a vegan lifestyle someday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
meeting and playing with new animals, sleep, menial trivia, listening to peoples problems, sweeping, mopping, cooking, push-ups, backbends, Savasana adjustments, making people laugh, forgetting names as soon as i hear them, karaoke, burning in the sun, dancing like a fool...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a pretty big guy. Larger than most people I encounter in my daily life. With the combination of my glasses and big frame most will infer that I'm a super sized nerd....and they are not too far off...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by David Sedaris, Lord of the Rings, All Creatures Great and Small, In Cold Blood, The Silence of the Lambs, the metamorphosis, Slaughterhouse 5, Light on Yoga, Be Here Now, A Song of Ice and Fire series, the Yoga Sutras by Patanjali, most everything by Bukowski...check out his poetry.

Movies: any film made by the Coen Brothers or Farrelly Brothers, Python comedies, Taxi Driver, Shaun of the Dead, The Silence of the Lambs, Vertigo, Touch of Evil, Usual Suspects, MACGRUBER!!! Gattaca, Dumb & Dumber, Amelie...

Shows: Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, The Joy of Painting, Dexter, Conan, Archer, Mr. Show, Portlandia, Parks and Rec, Justified, Suits

Music: favorite band would have to be Radiohead.
other groups and artists i dig...Brian Eno, Elliott Smith, Nick Drake, The Kinks, Sigur Ros, George Harrison.

Food: yes, all of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, food, air, clothing, shelter, and sunlight

well duh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether I am or not speaking the same language as the vast majority of people I encounter online and in the real world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my select few chums. if not with them, taking in a good movie. if none are out, I'll read a quality book. if none of those are around, I'll stare at a wall and zone out for several hours

fun times!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once open mouth kissed a horse.

note to readers: this is a joke and a reference to an old movie.
You should message me if
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You'd like to have a grand ol' time with me. If you think we wouldn't come to blows over a menial argument. If you are flat out interested in or like the cut of my jib...