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46 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 36–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Oct 23
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
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My self-summary
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Like most people, I don't walk around town wearing a sandwich board that tells my life story, so we're just gonna pretend like we've met in the parking lot at Ralph's. I just bumped into your cart ('cause I'm clumsy like that). I smile sheepishly and you're smiling too...And so it begins...

Yup,,, "getting to know me" still has to be done the old fashioned way, with direct interaction. I'd prefer to get to know you the same way. Forget what's in your press release, who are you really? Unheard of, I know...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pretending to be amazing while praying that no one can see my cluelessness...I'm really, REALLY good at that....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. All manner of stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Wow, you're tall. I wish I were talle...MY GOD, what size is your SHOE?!?!?!?"..... **sigh**
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: ...are great. I wish I had more time for pleasure reading but alas, most of my current reading is boring, blah, mandatory isht....When I do have a chance to read something that actually interests me, it's likely gonna be non-fiction of some sort...

Movies: laughter, ridiculous explosions and chases, well choreographed fights, cerebral stimulation, hot girls(extra points for hot girls in one of the aforementioned, well choreographed fights), socially conscious, exploitatively campy, etc...

Music: ...makes my head nod like, uhn, uhn...yeaaahhhh...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a, e, i, o, u....Oh, yeah, and sometimes y....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing stuff, or doing nothing...I'm grown, I do what I want....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This profile you're reading and the associated match questions are the most private things I'm willing to admit...Have you seen some of these questions?!? That should be enough for y'all...have at it...
You should message me if
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-you're not a mean-ass...
-you have one loose screw and a couple of your marbles fell out...
-you have a bike that you can spin spokes on for 40 miles or more without cryin'...too much...
-you want to meet me more than you want to message me...
-you wanna test my soup-coolers...
-you know what soup-coolers are...