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TubaJunk

33 Granite City, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nice dude. Crass sense of humor. Close with family. Best friend to several. Types in sentence fragments.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working two jobs, one of which is my own business. Going back to school this summer to get emt certified. I play with a few traditional jazz groups around the area. I also play in the Shriners Brass Band.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can flare each nostril independently.

Untangling xmas lights, building things, playing music, listening, abstract concepts, cooking from scratch, finding patterns, shuffle board, lucid dreaming, situational awareness, mispelling, whistling, reciting statistics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue. I'm taller than average?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-
I've read a lot on permaculture and other gardening methods.
Other than that I'd be lying if I said I read much. I did read as an adult a book about a labrador that solved murder mysteries.

Movies-
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Big Lebowski
Gremlins 2
God Bless America

Documentaries-
This is my jam. Show me some stuff about space or animals and I'll sit quiet for hours.

Shows-
Doctor Who
Archer
It's Always Sunny in Phillidelphia

Music-
Anathallo, Ben Folds, Blue Meanies, Emerson Lake
& Palmer, Detektivbyrån, Mr. Bungle, The Dresden Dolls, Yann Tierson, Sufjan Stevens, Queen, Paul Simon, The Kinks, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, The Presidents of the United States of America...

Food-
I'll try anything once, probably twice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Insert sarcasm about water, food, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things are made, interactions of complicated systems, how small we are & how much smaller things get, how to circumvent rules.

If I'm not careful, I'll have Jump in the Line by Harry Belafonte and the main theme to Jurassic Park on loop on my internal ipod all day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing music. At a dive with old friends. Home, in slippers, watching my stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ate a worm when I was 3. I thought it was yard spaghetti.
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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're down.
People mistake you for a lesbian.
You're kind of a bitch, and you're okay with that.