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33 Granite City, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:26pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of space camp
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was born and raised in Granite City Il. When I was 17 I moved out. I went to university for music and philosophy. I waited tables in college. I've been in lots of bands and seen a lot of the country because of them.

I am rich in friends. I have so many close friends, I could fill books with tales of endearment and debauchery. Since I had my own place before any one in my circle of friends, my house has been host to 16 roommates, many people without any other place to turn, and some of the best parties I've ever been to.

A few years ago I began to focus more on things dear to my heart. Getting to know my family better, and sustainable living strategies. I've helped start two farmers markets and eight community gardens in my home town and currently sit on committees for both organisations.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on my business. Also I'm a Master Gardener. I have a small orchard, and I raise fruits, vegetables, and chickens. I'm a good carpenter, and a respectable electrician. In my free time I help take care of my grandma. And I offer free designated driving services on big drinking nights.

But this is the big thing for me right now....

I'm rebuilding my home (where I lived for the last 14 years) I lost to fire last spring. So, before it burned, I lived off the grid. I had solar panels, a battery bank, a greenhouse room addition, passive solar, a well, rain catchment systems, & a kick ass wood stove. Really? Yes, it was the shit. With only property taxes and insurance to pay, annual expenses were dirt cheap.

So aside from losing all my things, this has turned into one of the best things to have happened to me. In the old place, all those improvements previously mentioned had been retrofit onto a small, late 60's trailer. Now I get to upgrade and do things right from the beginning. This new place is going to be awesome, and way bigger! You might even see it on the news next year. Well, maybe not. But who knows?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can flare each nostril independently.

Building things, playing music, listening, abstract concepts, cooking from scratch, finding patterns, shuffle board, lucid dreaming, situational awareness, mispelling, whistling, reciting statistics.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sassy beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've read a lot on permaculture and other gardening methods.
Other than that I'd be lying if I said I read much.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Big Lebowski
Gremlins 2
God Bless America

This is my jam. I watch a ton of these. Subjects I find interesting include; astro physics, quantum mechanics, botany, biology, philosophy, pschycology, sociology, anatomy, law, deep sea exploration, evolution, natural history, economics, sustainability, etc. If I want learn more about a subject I'll start with TED Talks.

Parks and Recreations
Doctor Who
Battlestar Galactica
It's Always Sunny in Phillidelphia

Anathallo, Ben Folds, Blue Meanies, Emerson Lake
& Palmer, Detektivbyrån, Mr. Bungle, The Dresden Dolls, Yann Tierson, Sufjan Stevens, Queen, Paul Simon, The Kinks, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, The Presidents of the United States of America...

I'll try anything once, probably twice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You'd be surprised how much one can go without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things are made, interactions of complicated systems, how small we are & how much smaller things get, how to circumvent rules.

If I'm not careful, I'll have Jump in the Line by Harry Belafonte and the main theme to Jurassic Park on loop on my internal ipod all day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing music. Creating mischief with dentists from out of town. At home, in slippers, watching my stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book. If you really want to know the weird shit, let's have lunch first.
You should message me if
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You live outside the box.
You stop to smell the roses.