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44 Durban, South Africa Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 9:25pm
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat), Afrikaans (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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A friend wondered if an outlier like myself could get sensible quiver suggestions. So I joined to evaluate the matching algorithm.

I am gregarious, introverted and enigmatic.
What I’m doing with my life
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Preparing myself for adventure and inevitable financial ruin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
distinguishing between information and data (science),
converting animals into kinetic energy and ideas,
failing to distinguish between information and data (conversation),
wasting time doing online quizzes in the results of which I've nothing invested,

...(list is non-exhaustive)
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I act half my age, I guess. Quite undignified if you ask me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - from stuff with explosions and large robots all the way through to New German Cinema. I particularly enjoyed: Movie 43, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, Heimat, Wings of Desire, Pulp Fiction, The American Friend, O Lucky Man and - testimony to my lack of sophistication - the entire Star Trek Franchise (yes, even V: The Final Frontier, though on second thoughts, probably not X: Nemesis)

TV - Star Trek (mainly TNG and Voyager), Always Sunny, Warehouse 13, Haven, IT Crowd (actually, anything with Christopher Morris in it), South Park, Peep Show, Extras, Top Gear, Monty Python (or anything funny with Pythons in it), Big Train, Happy Tree Friends, Jackass, MXC, etc.

Music - very eclectic. Recently it's been Braids, TEEN, Haerts, SVIIB, Crim3s, Chvrches and Purity Ring. Eternal favourites include Kraftwerk, Fields of the Nephilim, Radiohead, Laibach, Sisters of Mercy, British Sea Power and Red Light Company.

Books - I don't read much fiction (apart from the odd Steven Fry novel). Prefer non-fiction, particularly if it relates to my work. I really am a barrel of laughs.

However, just in case I've come across too much as a boorish oik, I'll give an example of my favourite piece of poetry from which, no doubt, you'll induce an hypothesis on my literary tastes.

There once was a limerick by me
that didn't rhyme at all.
It didn't have the two lines in the middle that are much shorter than the others.
There was no scansion.
That limerick by me.
And there was one line too many.
(author: M.Smith and G.Rhys-Jones)

Food - oh yes please! Unless I'm doing hard sums, in which case I sometimes forget.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer (w/ Matlab and Kile)
Jean-Luc Picard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
nasty things. And sometimes somewhat less nasty things. And also stuff related to sex or work (both of which, to be honest, usually fall into one of the former categories anyway).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a wooden spoon I don't use for cooking and a brush that's not meant for brushing.
You should message me if
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you realise I'm not in this for the dating. Friend me on facebook if you like. I won't assume you found my link ( here. Just please don't fb stalk me. On second thought, what the heck, stalk away.