I've moved around a bit, originally from NC recently moved here
from Chicago a year ago. I work or i'm trying to work like every
other lost soul out here, in the Film and Video Game Industry. I
ride a moped around and act like its a motorcycle. Don't worry I'm
not one of those vagabond hipsters that seems to be the constant
source of BO. I'm not a joke teller but I can certainly weave a
tale or two that will have you on your ass. I love my work and will
definitely tell you about how awesome this futuristic city is that
I'm designing or whatever crazy project I'm on, if you ask.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a Concept Artist in film and video games. Just started
working on my first movie!! Riding mopeds and hurting myself..
ignoring the lovely phone calls I get at 5am from debt collectors.
I’m really good at
Making up crazy hypotheticals and rolling with it for probably
longer than normal. The prospect of living with giant spiders the
size of SUV's and the subsequent spousal abuse that will rise out
of the spider slums.. just sayin' it wouldn't be pretty.
The first things people usually notice about me
Got this cheetah skin disease. aka freckles for the less inclined.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I do a fair amount of reading when I have the time, but that's not
as much as I wish. Pretty much anything science fiction related,
but I'll drop some names real quick. Sadaris, Palahniuk, Vonnegut,
Orwell, Wolfe, Conrad, Plascencia, Herbert, Burroughs, Gibson... If
you wana speak some literature, I can burn some words. You can also
probably find me in a park somewhere hiding out in the shade with
As for movies, I've probably dedicated a little too much of my life
watching them, you name it I've probably seen it. A very bold thing
to say but on the other hand if you have something new, then we
have a whole new story on our hands. Oh and basically everything
space related, mega nerd mode for that. I mean fucking SpaceX is
like 20 miles from my place.. come.. on.
Music is the basic dance/ Indie / chill wave deal. I could list a
ton of bands on here but you're really just trolling for that one
we have in common, believe me we probably do.
The six things I could never do without
Pizza.. the rest I'm pretty damn easy to please. Any dish with
coconut milk in it. I actually cook all the flip'n time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Making a tv show dedicated to condiments from around the world
being used on everyday items - curry/burger.
On a typical Friday night I am
I would like to say, living it up like some macho bro (yeah bra),
but it's more along the lines of cheap beer and whatever movie
comes up on netflix that I haven't seen or don't hate with a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I never learned how to eat buffalo wings correctly... so by the end
there's more sauce on my face than the plate, oh and a mountain of
You should message me if
If you think you can beat me up.