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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:01pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from space camp
More than $1,000,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
My self-summary
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I'm hoping to find that woman who makes me feel enthusiastic about sharing life's adventures with. If you watch the Amazing Race I want a woman that works so well with me that we crush the competition in life and that race. Gracefully and with a great amount of humility of course.

I'm an easy going guy who likes to do almost anything....going out to dinner for a proper date or staying home to cook for you, traveling, backgammon, sky diving, crocheting, robbing banks, random road trips, oil wrestling, you name it. My friends tell me I'm hilarious, so I bet I can make you laugh or I'll give you your message back. Provided you know the difference between there, their, and they're. I'm a true gentleman who's really good at paying attention to the details of what makes people happy which I think is important. Ladies usually like to know the basics, so here they are: I'm SINGLE, I'm smart, funny, clean, I have a job (tugboater), I own a car, I live by myself, I'm not difficult, I can fix things, I'm self aware, and I'm a really big deal. So if any of these qualities are something you seek in a man please say hello. Hopefully here for a short time while supplies last.
What I’m doing with my life
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Molding it into what will hopefully become the greatest human being on planet earth. In the mean time I'll just keep bullying ships around the bay on a tug boat while working on becoming a Captain of said boat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well I started working on tug boats from watching a show about them on the Discovery Channel so seeing something I want and going after it is up there. Photography is also something over 4,000 followers on Instagram tell me I'm good at. @tuggywuggy if you don't believe me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like a Viking, My eyes are beautiful, I smell delicious, and I make them feel like they're home, with my personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything with pictures...I absolutely do not like to read. Just being honest and in no way does this mean I'm illiterate. I actually can't stand grammatical errors.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, I Love You Man, The 13th Warrior, Time Bandits, On Golden Pond.

Shows: Fraggle Rock, Great Space Coaster, and Jem because she truly is outrageous.

Music: Really depends on the time of day and what mood I'm in.

Food: Right now Pho is at the top of my list. It really is just a good time in a bowl.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Wearing a shirt that says LIFE and handing out lemons.
2) Hiring 2 private investigators to follow each other.
3) Becoming a teacher and making all the multiple choice answers on a test C.
4) Getting into an elevator full of people and saying "I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here".
5) Jumping into taxi's and yelling "follow that car!".
6) Following joggers around playing the song "Eye Of The Tiger" for encouragement.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If we all need to be concerned about how petite men are getting in Urban environments. If the amount of single women in SF is actually an infinite number. Maybe YOU!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday shmyday... I don't work a typical 9-5 job so Friday nights to me just mean there are more people out later than usual. Ok so if I'm going to play along and describe what I do if I don't have to work the next day I decompress in any way I see fit. Me time, beer time, family time, road trip time, all depends on what kind of week I've had.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to sneak into Fairyland in Oakland when I was 7.
You should message me if
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You would like to know a big strong, sarcastical, extremely quick witted, happy, emotionally intelligent man.