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Tugboat37

39 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 31–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So here I am with you in the magically superficial world of online dating. I'm hoping to find that woman who makes me feel enthusiastic about sharing life's adventures with. It's like that feeling of reading a new email from a special person that knows the difference between there, their, and they're. We all deserve to be happy and receive intelligent emails, right?

I'm an easy going guy who likes to do almost anything....going out to dinner for a proper date or staying home to cook for you, movies, robbing banks, you name it, I'm down to try anything. My friends tell me I'm hilarious, so I bet I can make you laugh or I'll give you your message back. I'm a true gentleman which I think is important. Ladies usually like to know the basics, so here it is: I'm smart, funny, clean, I have a job, I own a car, I live by myself, I'm not difficult and I'm not into drama. I'm a shitty friend and I hate my family. That last part was a test to see if you actually read all this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Molding it into what will hopefully become the greatest human being on planet earth. In the mean time I'll just keep bullying ships around the bay on a tug boat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having an abundance of charming charisma.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a Viking, I smell delicious, and I make them feel like they're home, with my personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything with pictures...I absolutely do not like to read. Just being honest and in no way does this mean I'm illiterate. I actually can't stand grammatical retardation.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, I Love You Man, The 13th Warrior, Time Bandits, On Golden Pond.

Shows: Fraggle Rock, Great Space Coaster, and Jem because she truly is outrageous.

Music: Anything but country.

Food: Right now Pho is at the top of my list. It really is just a good time in a bowl.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I
Can
Live
With
Out
Any
Thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Maybe YOU!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Still handsome and charming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen to 80's music in the morning
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to know a big strong, sarcastical, extremely quick witted, happy, intelligent man. Also if you understand the meaning of a deeper connection as a direct result of your previous relationship experiences.