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26 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 27
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hand model by day, asleep by night.

Child me once thought it would be a good idea to play hide-and-go-seek with my parents without telling them we were playing. The policemen they called disagreed with that assessment.

Burt Reynolds is my spirit animal.

My favorite two things are commitment and changing myself.

Just moved to Austin for work. So that's pretty neat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work: Just started a new job in Austin! I keep you safe from bad guys who want to misuse your information after companies make questionable security decisions. Like if Batman drove a ford focus, and saved people using his computer. And I don't have a bulletproof suit. And if he had a positive outlook on life. And if his parents were alive. So basically nothing like Batman.

On the whole, I'm quite ambitious, I suppose. I love solving problems and I'm the type of person that is always seeking opportunities to lead change. Gross. This sounds like a LinkedIn account now.

When other than that, I'm trying to learn the banjo, enjoy trying new things in the kitchen, and drinking craft beer. I also love to read and will occasionally binge watch things on Netflix. Always looking for new cerebral hobbies. And I'm learning Mandarin! It's going... okay.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Balancing my checkbook, whistling, critical thinking, fixing computers, interpretive dance, public speaking. Someone at work compared watching me on excel to watching a maestro on the piano. Probably the high point of my entire life. You'd probably think telling that story is a great pick-up line, but it doesn't work as well as you'd think.

I'm also generally good with maps and directions. If it were still a viable career choice, I'd have probably been an explorer or cartographer. This is a valuable skill while traveling.

I'm also really good at trying to be funny. You know, the kind of funny where everyone groans.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically - I'm often confused for the Old Spice guy. It's a curse and a curse.

Personality - I smile a whole bunch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll try to be brief.

The Sirens of Titan, Rainbow Six, The Silmarillion, A Song of Ice and Fire (Unbowed, Unbend, Unbroken), Hadrian's Wall, The Good Guy, True North, Fear and Trembling, this list goes on - feel free to ask if interested.

Up in the Air, Stranger than Fiction, Garden State, Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Or any Mel Brooks), Sweeny Todd, Thank You For Smoking

Archer, New Girl, Futurama, Firefly, The Simpsons, The Daily Show or Colbert Report, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Arrow, Game of Thrones, and the IT Crowd.

Texas country, 90s, New Zealand based popular guitar digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duos, Rick Astley, Nerd Rock, Film Scores, Bluegrass, Irish Rock, Country and Western, Jazz, Musicals, Modern Bollywood, Acapella. This list could go on. I love music.

I'll try anything and everything. This trait once led me to down several "shots" of sea urchin on the half "shell" at a fish market in Santiago.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
The phrase "That escalated quickly"
Opposable thumbs
Road trips
Lists. Notably lists with six items. (This is not an out. Lists are how I'm productive.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sriracha sauce. I would estimate approximately 90% of all conscious and unconscious thoughts are about that fiery, red gift from God.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie, at a concert, or having a chill night in with a book, movie, or other method of entertainment. If not those things, playing shuffleboard or watching a Chiefs or Spurs game. I also like the minor league sports! So trashy, yet so classy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hadn't had nutella until 2012. I don't know how and I don't know why. It's probably the most embarrassing thing about me.
You should message me if
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You know a good concert to hit up, a dive bar, or unique food! Or if you watch Archer.