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31 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–32
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:41am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm originally from Oklahoma. I've moved around a bit for school and work. Since there aren't many international trade jobs back home, I've become part of the liberal, Midwestern, educated, diaspora to DC. This city is full of 'em.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an International trade compliance analyst. It can be stressful, but I like the mix of left brain and right brain challenges. What better way to put an English and an economics degree to work?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Falling asleep on public transit but waking up for my stop. Cooking decent meals with leftover bits of food in the fridge and food of questionable freshness. Finishing sudokus and crosswords simultaneously. Crushing dinner party cooking like they's tin cans. Procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, derp. I've got a cro-mag forehead which makes me look really pissed off all the time. I'm not. I'm a caveman with a strange sense of style and stranger sense of humor. I still laugh at calculator jokes... 58008
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Invisible Man, Snowcrash, the Wind-up Bird Chronicle
This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb, Jay Reatard, the Toy Dolls, the Beltones, Hank Williams Sr., Mos Def, Swingin' Utters, the Clash, the Pogues
You had me at chorizo, pork of all cuts, shapes and sizes, chicken fried steak and chicken fried chicken (they're 2 different things) and developing strong likes for Korean and Salvadoran foods. Some day I will eat a pupusa full of bimbap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bikes, beer, burritos, coffee, denim, doughnuts. In that order. Every day. For the rest of my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Malthusian population traps, Hubbert peak theories (including but not limited to: oil, helium, phosphorous, agriculture, water, puppies etc.) and the doomsday scenarios that follow.

Also, I want this whale to make a friend :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Talking loudly and inappropriately about your sister. Or throwing things (bottles, rocks, tantrums). I'm five.

Or taking back the alley:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a terrible navigator. I actually have a really good sense of direction, but I hate telling people what to do.