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Tunksatron

31 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm originally from Oklahoma. I've moved around a bit for school and work. Since there aren't many international trade jobs back home, I've become part of the liberal, Midwestern, educated, diaspora to DC. This city is full of 'em.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as an International trade compliance analyst. It can be stressful, but I like the mix of left brain and right brain challenges. What better way to put an English and an economics degree to work?
I’m really good at
Falling asleep on public transit but waking up for my stop. Cooking decent meals with leftover bits of food in the fridge and food of questionable freshness. Finishing sudokus and crosswords simultaneously. Crushing dinner party cooking like they's tin cans. Procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, derp. I've got a cro-mag forehead which makes me look really pissed off all the time. I'm not. I'm a caveman with a strange sense of style and stranger sense of humor. I still laugh at calculator jokes... 58008
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
Invisible Man, Snowcrash, the Wind-up Bird Chronicle
Music
This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb, Jay Reatard, the Toy Dolls, the Beltones, Hank Williams Sr., Mos Def, Swingin' Utters, the Clash, the Pogues
Food
You had me at chorizo, pork of all cuts, shapes and sizes, chicken fried steak and chicken fried chicken (they're 2 different things) and developing strong likes for Korean and Salvadoran foods. Some day I will eat a pupusa full of bimbap.
The six things I could never do without
Bikes, beer, burritos, coffee, denim, doughnuts. In that order. Every day. For the rest of my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Malthusian population traps, Hubbert peak theories (including but not limited to: oil, helium, phosphorous, agriculture, water, puppies etc.) and the doomsday scenarios that follow.

Also, I want this whale to make a friend :( http://www.good.is/post/the-loneliest-whale-in-the-world/
On a typical Friday night I am
Talking loudly and inappropriately about your sister. Or throwing things (bottles, rocks, tantrums). I'm five.

Or taking back the alley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAL-Pbae9h0&feature=related
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a terrible navigator. I actually have a really good sense of direction, but I hate telling people what to do.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me