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TupeloH1E

27 Johnson City, TN Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Afrikaans (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Dude, you are a lady and a film scholar" - best compliment ever granted to me by my friend.

ENFJ and it matters A LOT. I wish okcupid had a filter for MBTI.

I know I'm getting old because I'm starting to find Leonard Cohen's music sexy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in child and family therapy and I'm currently an adjunct instructor for a small liberal arts college. In my spare time I engage in bizarre creative expression like terrible fan fiction and embarrassing song writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making new friends. I can walk into a grocery store and leave with a new friend's phone number and a plan to meet up for a yoga class later this week.

I'm also an expert at matchmaking friends and romantic partners. I love setting people up with other potential friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can (unintentionally) be a bit loud and I hold forth readily on any number of subjects.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hate to admit it, but I live for tv!
Peep Show, Firefly, Community, 30 Rock, The IT Crowd, The Office (UK), Arrested Development, Doctor Who(m), 10 Items or Less, It's Always Sunny, Psych, etc.
My guilty pleasure is any reality show dealing with the paranormal, cryptozoology, etc. I want to believe...

Literature:
Ray Bradbury!
Southern gothic: Flannery O'Connor, John Kennedy Toole, Walker Percy, Thomas Wolfe.
The Lost Generation: F.Scott Fitzgerald, O.Henry, Ernest Hemingway,

I also have a thing for Soviet-era Eastern European lit as it is usually pretty sexy. I like Ivan Klima, Milan Kundera, Mikhail Bulgakov, 1984 (English dystopian), Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (American dystopian)

Music: Bellowhead, Eliza Carthy, Beirut, Ryan Adams, Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, cajun music, old-time fiddle music,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cheese
Cats
Books
Friends
Sugar
Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The cruel, painful existence of dinosaurs and their miserable lives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing board games or having book club with friends.
Drunkenly Netflixing
Composing email novellas
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love talking during movies and I believe in ghosts.
For whatever reason these two things have been deal breakers for men in the past, so I'll put them out there now so you can judge accordingly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would love a long-distance pen pal. I'm really good at sending snail mail and gifts.