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24 M Cumbernauld, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:21am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm Kyle. This song was written about me probably:

I just moved back to my home town after six years in Stockholm. I don't really know many people here. I was pretty reclusive before I originally left, and I need to make up for that now. Also, my location is pretty loose - I'm used to going into Glasgow or Edinburgh or whatever to do things.

I particularly want to rebuild my geek gang of old. Do you play far too many videogames, watch far too much TV, spend your time RPing or play boardgames beyond the usual ones? (Settlers of Catan is the benchmark.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an out of work baker. I made the best cheesecake this evening. It was divine.

The rest of the time, in order of importance:
friends > videogames = TV > debating/writing = cooking/baking > music ≫ movies = books > staying healthy.

I dream of writing a thing. Anything, really. I don't even need it to be meaningful - I just want someone to read or watch or play something with my name on it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on the day. If it's a good day, then I'm witty and confident and think I'm The Doctor. If it's less good then I'll probably do things like not finish wr
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- The Shadow of the Wind
- Doktor Glas
- Mean Girls
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- Doctor Who
- Parks and Recreation
- Nightwish
- Detektivbyrån
- Pizza
- Rice
- World of Warcraft
- Soul Reaver

I really love media. I spend almost all of my time watching TV or playing videogames. I'd love for you to join me - I hate doing either of those things alone. I've catalogued what I've seen or played and recommend here:
The six things I could never do without
My friends.

Although, I did just move country and away from them all. How am I even still alive?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
But suppose you threw a coin enough times. Suppose, one day, it lands on it's edge.
On a typical Friday night I am
I've only been in the area for one Friday thus far. I got afternoon coffee with a cute girl and then went home. This is insufficient data. I'll report back.

Okay, this second one is Valentine's day. I'm not sure that's really ever typical. Was going to see a movie with aforementioned cute girl, but we cancelled in favour of the following day but totally not because we thought it would be weird.

#3, I baked a rainbow cake for a friend's birthday the following night.

Friday Four - I started a new job at a cafe and learned how the coffee machine worked. I can now do lattes and cappuccinos. The evening itself was uneventful.

Five-O, I slept after a ten hour shift.

Sixth, uneventful. I browsed. Oh no! A trend is forming!

Friday Seven, snuggled with twice-aforementioned cute girl. I feel, at this point, like I must have missed a Friday from this list.

It's Friday and I'm bored of this
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every time I try to write the phrase 'bear in mind,' I have to look up whether it's bear or bare. Including this time.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
In the spirit of fun, I have written a list. I don't expect you to jive with them all. One or two would be nice, though.

1. You'd know what to respond if I shouted "D'yu know what time it is?!"
2. You think building a house together in Minecraft sounds plesantly romantic. I love that the beds can be placed in adjacent blocks.
3. You know some of these names: Rob Brydon, Donald Glover, Victoria Coren, Aubrey Plaza, James Hetfield, Dexter Holland, Todd Howard, Dave Myers, Toby Turner, Taylor Davis, Christopher Hitchens, Amy Hennig, Sasha Grey, Tyler Hoechlin, Edmund McMillen, Nana Kitade, Nolan North, David Hayter, Brian Cox, Terry Cavanagh, Lexi Belle, Hank Green.
4. You've authored an internet meme.
5. You are prepared, if you live somewhere nearby, for me inviting you for coffee or a wander about or something within five messages.
6. You think the world is ridiculous and broken and want to help me fix it.
7. You noticed I spelled 'pleasantly' wrong in (2), and are relieved that it was intentional.
8. This one used to be a thing about Ingress, the Android game, but I've stopped playing. I can't currently think of anything new to insert here and reordering would mess up my (11). Just like be tall or something idk
9. You've travelled a good deal. Or, like, lived abroad. That'd be cool.
10. You tut when you see an imperial measurement.
11. You are slightly annoyed that I have (11) here, because it is useless, and I could have stopped at (10) - a much neater number. Still, you appreciate the defiance of it.