26 Newcastle upon Tyne, UK
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My self-summary
I'm Kyle. I am looking for some new friends, or maybe the occasional date. I'm in a relationship, and we're non-monogamous, so romance with other people is okay.

Some random facts to make me seem interesting or whatever:
• I lived in Sweden for six years, where I trained as a baker. This is why I speak Swedish.
• I like all manner of geeky things - I used to have a great gang of friends back in Stockholm with whom I'd play videogames and boardgames and TTRPGs , but I've not found a new gang since :( Hoping I can fix this here!
• I will absolutely bake you whatever you want me to bake for you.
• Coffee shops and cafés are my life.
• I paint my nails and sometimes wear eye-liner and shave my legs because I like to do these things, and I consider myself pretty feminine, but I don't make a big deal of my gender identity (while still accepting and supporting people who do). Nevertheless, I don't much like being referred to as a man - but you can call me a boy.
• I love my partner lots and lots. She is wonderful and supportive and looks like a sexy witch.
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing exciting at present, I don't think. Hoping to have my own café one day, and slowly working my way towards that. I want to have the sort that bakes everything on-site, and has pizza night every Thursday (and cold pizza lunch menu every Friday).
I’m really good at
I should sell myself here, I guess. I used to be a baker, and I'm fairly good at it. I make an excellent coffee. I make people laugh a lot, I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows and videogames that I like enough to put on a list of things I like can be found on my list, linked below. I really love television, and I really love videogames, and I could talk about either for hours and hours.

That's not very TL;DR friendly, though. Have an unordered list:
• Doctor Who
• Parks and Rec
• QI
• Gentlemen Bastards
• Kingkiller Chronicles
• Doctor Glas
• Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
• Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
• Nightwish
• Sonata Arctica
• Undertale
• Warcraft
• Shovel Knight
• Smallworld
• Munchkin
• D&D 4e and 5e
The six things I could never do without
A nice kitchen. Middle names. A nearby body of water (for gazing). A lake makes everything better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'd rather be a giraffe or an elephant.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't know how folk can have the energy to do things on a Friday night. Typically, I'm asleep.
You should message me if
You prefer a latte to a cappuccino. You wear knee-socks, or just colourful or patterned tights, or you dye your hair unnatural colours, or wear a plaid skirt. If you have a Tumblr then I'd love to talk to you. Whatever is on it doesn't matter - it can be fandom stuff, art nonsense, or porn - just be on Tumblr.