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24 M Cumbernauld, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:40pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm Kyle. I spend my time putting links to weird songs on my OKC page like it was some sort of quirky statement:

Do you want to build a snowman?

I particularly want to rebuild my geek gang of old. Do you play far too many videogames, watch far too much TV, spend your time RPing or play boardgames beyond the usual ones? Drop me your lines and we will geek out over all of the things.

Why are there so few whovians in this stupid country idk
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Baking bread and cheffing pastry. Professionally. I'm not very good at it. I don't know why folk hire me.

The rest of the time, in order of importance:
friends > videogames = TV > debating/writing = cooking/baking > music ≫ movies = books > staying healthy.

I dream of writing a thing. Anything, really. I don't even need it to be meaningful - I just want someone to read or watch or play something with my name on it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Banter over coffee. Meaningful eye contact.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on the day. If it's a good day, then I'm witty and confident and think I'm The Doctor. If it's less good then I'll probably do things like not finish wr
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- The Shadow of the Wind
- Doktor Glas
- Mean Girls
- Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- Doctor Who
- Parks and Recreation
- Nightwish
- Detektivbyrån
- Pizza
- Rice
- World of Warcraft
- Soul Reaver

I really love media. I spend almost all of my time watching TV or playing videogames. I'd love for you to join me - I hate doing either of those things alone. I've catalogued what I've seen or played and recommend here:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cute people. Equality. Stories. Knee socks. Cakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not the partying type - at least not in a club. I'd love to find myself with friends doing anything that doesn't happen somewhere with music too loud to still have a conversation.

Unless it's really good music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I try to write the phrase 'bear in mind,' I have to look up whether it's bear or bare. Including this time.

All this dating thing has gone wrong for me quite a few times now. It's going to take someone ridiculously special to convince me to open up again. Sorry - that's probably overly dramatic and heavy for a dating profile, but it is what it is. And you'd need to have really nice hair.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
In the spirit of fun, I have written a list. I don't expect you to jive with them all. One or two would be nice, though.

1. You'd know what to respond if I shouted "D'yu know what time it is?!"
2. You think building a house together in Minecraft sounds plesantly romantic. I love that the beds can be placed in adjacent blocks.
3. You know some of these names: Rob Brydon, Donald Glover, Victoria Coren, Aubrey Plaza, James Hetfield, Dexter Holland, Todd Howard, Dave Myers, Toby Turner, Taylor Davis, Christopher Hitchens, Amy Hennig, Sasha Grey, Tyler Hoechlin, Edmund McMillen, Nana Kitade, Nolan North, David Hayter, Brian Cox, Terry Cavanagh, Lexi Belle, Hank Green.
4. You've authored an internet meme.
5. You are prepared, if you live somewhere nearby, for me inviting you for coffee or a wander about or something within five messages.
6. You think the world is ridiculous and broken and want to help me fix it.
7. You noticed I spelled 'pleasantly' wrong in (2), and are relieved that it was intentional.
8. This one used to be a thing about Ingress, the Android game, but I've stopped playing. I can't currently think of anything new to insert here and reordering would mess up my (11). Just like be tall or something idk
9. You've travelled a good deal. Or, like, lived abroad. That'd be cool.
10. You tut when you see an imperial measurement.
11. You are slightly annoyed that I have (11) here, because it is useless, and I could have stopped at (10) - a much neater number. Still, you appreciate the defiance of it.