Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I may be somewhat biased in my favor.
I'm pretty smart (not quite so much as some people seem to think,
but don't tell them that).
I'm a gamer, but I usually choose social interaction over
Caveat: Dungeons and Dragons counts as both. It's pretty high
I try to be courteous most of the time and give people the benefit
of the doubt, but that doesn't mean I'll sit idly by when they take
advantage of it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working off debt, mostly. It's pretty high priority for me right
now, so I don't go out much. Ultimately I want to get to the point
where I can take a job that's actually in the daytime so I can act
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a decent gamer and pretty good at math. But performance is my
drug. I want to get back to it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, I'm kinda tall. I may or may not have a beard (read: scraggly
beardlike growth) at the time. Maybe people notice the glasses? Or
maybe they don't notice me at all because I'm so ninja.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not doing a comprehensive list. That would take forever.
Books: Douglas Addams, Piers Anthony, David Eddings, Neil Gaiman,
Simon R. Greene, Joe Dever, Chuck Pala... that guy who did Fight
Club, Charlaine Harris, etc
Movies: Back to the Future series, the original Willy Wonka, the
Kevin Smith movies, Evil Dead I and II and Army of Darkness, REPO,
Music: Local H, Weird Al Yankovic, Decemberists, Nirvana, Garbage,
Dido, U2, Bloodhound Gang, Nymh the Warlock, etc
Food: I'm actually really really picky. It's probably my biggest
flaw. Lately, at least, I've been trying to take as much of my food
as I reasonably can as organic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are certainly things in my life that I really really like
having, but when it comes down to it there isn't much I just
couldn't do without, barring the necessities like eating and
breathing. That being said, I'll list 6 things that I wouldn't WANT
to do without.
1) Performance. Acting, improv, karaoke. Nothing gets me quite as
excited or energetic as a good gig. That's right, not even
2) Games. Whether computer or board or D&D, these timekillers
are lifesavers and sanity maintainers.
3) Friends. People I can count on in my life, and not just when
things are a-ok. People I can trust and confide in.
4) Intimacy. I love hugging and cuddling and holding people.
Unfortunately most of the folk I know are not so open with such
things, so this has been in a bit of a drought lately.
5) Good food. I can subsist on peanut butter sandwiches and ramen
when I need to, but I loves me some steak, or a meaty cheesy
lasagna. I said I was picky before and I meant it, but the things I
like I REALLY like.
6) Self instilled delusion. I can see reality out there, hovering
outside my bubble. But I like my version better. Don't worry, I'm
functional. I'm just happier this way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to take over the world! Or at least make a living as an actor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My job is second shift, so I don't get back until midnight.
Sometimes later. I know there are things I still could do after
that, but by then I'm just so tired from having JUST come off my
shift. Hit me up on the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am probably not a ninja, because ninjas do not admit to being
ninjas. By a remarkably similar reasoning, I am also not Batman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Trick question! If you made it this far you already know if you
want to or not.
That being said, there's something you need to know if you're
interested in interacting with me. I have difficulty, socially.
Figuring out what other people are feeling, or what they want, is
very hard for me. If you want something, tell me. I will not be
able to pick up on your hints. Eventually, over time, I can learn
to with a specific person. But just go with telling me what you
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