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TurquoiseClover

30 M Albany, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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New to Albany.

Words that that describe me (both good and bad):

Passionate
Quantitative
Excitable
Mercurial
Fun
Moody
Intellectual
Curious
Political
Loquacious
Sarcastic
Fitness-Obsessed (half the time)
What I’m doing with my life
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I veeerrrry slowly made my way through college, taking lots of time off to work and travel. I eventually made it to 15 countries and about half the states. I'm done wandering for the moment, and am focused on doing the Journalism thing, which I'm uber-passionate about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Mental math, free-association rhyming, spitting argument-destroying factoids...debating in general. Massages. Political Analysis. Instantly getting people to open up. Making fires. Y'know, in fire pits, just not...everywhere.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes. They're too light to come out well in pictures, but I'm told they're pretty striking...like, people will stop me on the street and mention them. Most of these people are granny-aged, so I'm not really sure if they've ever gotten me anywhere romantically...also, I've gotten "vampire eyes"...not really sure how to take that one...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-
Art and Fear, Lost in the Funhouse, Sula, The Origin of Consciousness Through the Breakdown of the BiCameral Mind, Maniac Magee, His Dark Materials Trilogy, A Death in The Family, The Road, Hitchhiker's Guide, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men...Herman Hesse, Joseph Heller, Sylvia Plath, WB Yeats, Dylan Thomas, Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, Joan Didion, Daniel Quinn...Doyle Murphy, Christopher Goffard (Journalists).

Music-

I'm a hiphophead. People are always profoundly confused by this, which just re-enforces my love for the genre.

Nas, AZ, Rhymesayers Collective, Big L, Apathy, Earl Sweatshirt, Tyler the Creator, Ghostface, Danny Brown, Action Bronson, Outkast, Outerspace, Cypress Hill, Immortal Technique, Mobb Deep, Army of the Pharaohs, Joey Badass, Fugees, Biggie, Eminem, Canibus, Blackstar, Lupe Fiasco.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jeeze...kind of a morbid question, yah?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of the world and Journalism's part in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking with a few friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was born a woman. At least that's what my dad has always told me. He also once told me I was the direct descendant of Black Panther co-founder Bobby Seale, so I suppose I should take it with a grain of salt. Though at least being born a woman would explain my visible arousal in men's locker rooms, instead of it meaning I'm a...that I'm a...that I'm a hommm...a hooommm...one of those gay fellas.
You should message me if
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You feel like it. Also, people that were confused by the verisimilitude of the 'private thing' section will probably not get my sense of humor. Also, if you can define verisimilitude.